Fucksterbate

Thrusting of genitals whilst performing traditional masturbation practices...

1: Last night I fucksterbated for the first time, dude, it felt so good.

2: For the what the fuck is that?

1: It's when you jerk off like normal, right? But then you start thrusting, and humping, like you're actually fucking, but keep on jackin' it!

by krho October 16, 2009

Fuckstenance

Food and drink as a source for strength to fuck.

Every day, I eat one banana and a viagra for fuckstenance.

by Big al the chiefs gal May 9, 2019

fuckstipated

tr. v. fuck.sti.pat.ed

merger of two separate words, fuck and constipated, to more accurately describe long periods of time without sexual intercourse.

God damn, Kayla, I am seriously fuckstipated here.

by Natron! August 12, 2006

dog and fucksters

Another word for Dave n Busters

We are going to dog and fucksters

by Sidemann August 12, 2018

fucksteak

1. an exclamation of surprise or dissapointment similar to "buttfuck" when "buttfuck" or "buttfucker" used as an interjection
2. a dumbfuck

Fucksteak! I lost my cell phone!
or
Wipe that shit off your upper lip, you goddamn ass-licking fucksteak!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 8, 2005

fuckstein

Fuckstein: Adjective,: most commonly found in between using "fuckstick" "fuckface", actually, that's a lie, it's not a common word at all, but I will bet that it stands out in a crowd if you can use it to express how much of a fuck up an individual is.

Hey fuckstein, that guy is taking YOUR wife home.!

by tw-salem nh December 19, 2010

Fuckster

What we call the people who call themselves hipsters behind their back.

"If I see one more Urban Fuckster I'm going to puke," said William, after the woman in Manalo Blahnik shoes obliviously stepped on his weinerdog's paw.

by Agent Jane December 27, 2003