fucknuckle

a wanker, an idiot, a jack-off. technically someone who fucks their knuckle, i.e. their hand.

instead of calling someone "fuckin' wanker" or "jack-off", you might call them "fucknuckle" - quite offensive.

by Macalito January 29, 2006

Fucksimile

The Fax equivalent of "Sexting"; a sexually suggestive telefacsimile.

Mark just photocopied his dong and faxed it too me, I scanned my boobs and sent him a return fucksimile.

by stayawakeatwork October 4, 2010

fucknuckle

n.used to describe someone who is an arsehole or is very stupid. mainly used in australia and newzealand, as far as i know. a negative desription of said person.
similar to fucktard
the coupling of two english words fuck and knuckle

'john howard is a fucknuckle'
'yeah,what a fucknuckle'

by leader for the opposition October 25, 2006

fucksicle

After dumping a load in her pussy, a fucksicle is the collection of pussy juice and cum that hangs from the base of your cock after pulling out.

"Shit man - you should've seen the fucksicle I wiped on the curtains when I was finished...!"

by trifuckta April 13, 2006

Fucksticle

A word with all the fun connotations of a popsicle, but with none of the fun attributes. Fucksticles are people who are rude, obnoxious, arrogant and idiotic. They have no good qualities and they piss everybody off.

Fucksticles often have 'little man syndrome'

Smith is a fucksticle, he should really get over his height issues and Napoleon complex.

by spabath January 19, 2008

fucknuckle

Similar to fuckhead, fuckwit, fuckstain

Fuck off Howard you pillow-biting fucknuckle

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

flying fucksicle

When a load is blown in an extremely low temperature environment. In such a situation the spooge freezes in mid flight and bounces off the ground on landing

Jim: "Dave you shoulda seen it! I j'd off in the hot tub last night and blew my load over the edge. It was so cold outside, it turned into a huge flying fucksicle mid flight and bounced off the deck!"
Dave:"ur fuckin weird"

by Droopy ballz July 12, 2016