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Sir Fuckalot

1. Expression used to describe an individual who has shown outstanding excellence in the field of fucking and so should be recognised among his peers as a knight of fucking.

2. Expression used to describe an individual who has shown outstanding stupidity in all aspects of his life and so should be recognised by his peers as someone who raoyally fucks everything right up for everyone else.
1. Randomer: Hey Sir Fuckalot, what happened with you and that girl last night?
Sir Fuckalot: I fucked her quite a bit actually.

2. You really fucked that one up Sir Fuckalot.
by Luciferean August 1, 2008
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FUCKSLOT

i fancy getting laid, im off round to fuckslot's house
by Marc Randles January 5, 2008
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What-the-Fucksplosion

The resulting event from something so appalling that it actually creates concussive waves of what-the-fuck, with a force sometimes in excess of 30,000 Newtons.
What-the-fucksplosions were iterated everywhere when all of the earth's water suddenly turned into bears.
by ThePigThatArfs August 29, 2009
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fucksaster

A fucksaster is something that is a total disaster.
I burned all the food for the dinner party - what a fucksaster.
by Toxickitty28 April 22, 2020
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fuckalope

fuckalope is a stupid motherfucker usually on our nation's interstate system that drives in the fastlane and goes really fucking slow and won't get the fuck over
you fuckalope get outta my way
by Terry January 30, 2004
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cumguzzling fuckslut

A person with a special liking for semen consumption (especially in large quantities), and at the same time a special liking for submissive vaginal/anal intercourse. Note the following about the cumguzzling fuckslut: 1) he/she is not a fuckwhore; 2) he/she is most likely to be submissive but can also be dominant if fed enough cum; 3) he/she is not a "cumguzzling gutterslut," which may imply a sexual identity centered on practises other than anal/vaginal intercourse.
(Cumguzzling fuckslut): "I am a cumguzzling fuckslut."

(Mom): "I thought you were just "gay," not a... what did you call yourself?!?!"

cum semen cumslut cumguzzler fuckslut slut
by Mary25099525 October 23, 2010
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Fuckapotimus

An oversized woman who prays on drunk men in social settings. The fuckapotimi are attrackted to men with slured speach, and impaired walking abilities. The attack is known as being grizzlesnatched.
Damn Wayne was at the UBS Casual party and was almost grizzlesnatched by a huge fuckapotimus.
by hotfer March 30, 2011
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