fuckmaster 3000

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!

Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!

by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017

fuckmuffin

A pet name for the person you love and want to fuck.

I want to do you all night long, Fuckmuffin.

by Christine February 15, 2004

fuckmart

The big fucking department store that nearly everyone has been scammed by.

i need to run by fuckmart on the way home

by gergeono February 26, 2009

Fuckem

In a state in which a Person could careless about a Person , Place, Thing or Group

She been hatin... but fuckem

by 1800gotslim June 15, 2017

fuckmothering

adverb or adjective.

Generally a more intense form of motherfucking, used when the subject of your disdain has exceeded the contempt expressible with motherfucker.

John Howard is a cunt.
Tony Blair is a motherfucking cunt.
George W. Bush is a fuckmothering cunt.

by wyldwyl April 15, 2008

fuckmitch

fuckmitch is the point in which someone pisses you off so much for trying to get with a girl that you you like which makes you go off in rage because of what he does, or also defined as someone who acts alot more drunk than they really are.

Example 1: Dude ive been talking to that girl for a month, you are being such a fuckmitch.

Example 2: Dude you have only had 2 beers, your being such a fuckmitch

by Arlington Texass October 18, 2009

fuckmallow

Noun: fuk-mal-oh
A matter so full of fuck that it has become as puffy as a marshmallow.

AJ: What's wrong with you?

Luis: My mind is full of fuckmallow.

by Ryuzaki Kariya May 24, 2012