A benign illness which causes afflicted people to pronounce a derivative of fuck in every sentence. Can happen to anybody, and lasts 12 to 48 hours.
college kid: That exam was fuckin hard. But the fuckin prof gave me an fuckin A! Fuck yeah !
grandpa: what's his problem?
mom: fuckitis.
grandpa: what's his problem?
mom: fuckitis.
by nageuse July 22, 2012
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Dude I don't even care right now. I got a major case of the fuckits and I don't feel like doin shit.
by Kari Merchant March 24, 2009
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It is a horrible affliction possessed by both genders, whereby the afflicted desires to fuck "Hunnyz" or "hunks" (in accordance with their sexual orientation). The subject's standards diminish rapidly as their "need to bang" grows out of control, to the point of being overwhelming. If diagnozed with fuckitis, one must bang quickly and frequently in order to quell/aleviate its debilitating symptoms and/or side-effects, which are (but are not limited to); paranoia, diarrhea, pain, depression, the feeling to "fuck a fatty cuz they're easy", constant boners/wide-ons and disslecksia (dyslexia).
It is a horrible affliction possessed by both genders, whereby the afflicted desires to fuck "Hunnyz" or "hunks" (in accordance with their sexual orientation). The subject's standards diminish rapidly as their "need to bang" grows out of control, to the point of being overwhelming. If diagnozed with fuckitis, one must bang quickly and frequently in order to quell/aleviate its debilitating symptoms and/or side-effects, which are (but are not limited to); paranoia, diarrhea, pain, depression, the feeling to "fuck a fatty cuz they're easy", constant boners/wide-ons and disslecksia (dyslexia).
Fuckitis
1. Severe ailment
2. The human condition
3. Urge to bang a hottie
4. We all have it, don't kid yourself.
1. Severe ailment
2. The human condition
3. Urge to bang a hottie
4. We all have it, don't kid yourself.
by Kneegrowdamus January 29, 2012
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“She has a nice body but her body is hella fuckitty.”
“I threw my controller and now it’s all fuckitty”
“You slept with my mom! You fuckitty!!”
“She has a nice body but her body is hella fuckitty.”
“I threw my controller and now it’s all fuckitty”
“You slept with my mom! You fuckitty!!”
by Canklecunt June 28, 2019
Get the Fuckitty mug.adj. feeling disinclined to do a thing, despite really knowing one ought to care about it; feeling generally blasé toward activity in general; the feeling of being "meh"; suffering from a complete inability to give a shit
I'm really hungry and shouldn't eat out again this week, but I'm feeling really fuckittish about cooking right now.
by menace to propriety February 9, 2009
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