fuck headed bastard

someone dumb and illegitimate. an illegitimate dumbass.

That alabama fan is a fuck headed bastard.

by AuburnDoc July 9, 2011

Fuck Shite Bastard

A phrase used by Leitrim culchies when they make a mistake or hurt themselves.

Eamon: hai soft lad hand me that there board like a hood man.
Patrick: *drops board on foot* Fuck Shite Bastard that hurt like a cunt

by Leitrimcunt September 26, 2020

Bastard Fuck

A person of very few moral scruples.

That lawyer is such a bastard fuck.

by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004

bastard-fuck

noun: any annoying/inconvenient/unwanted/unkind situation/person that can be considered both a right bastard and a complete fuck.

1) Max goes out at 6:30am to leave for work and discovers the front tyre on his bike is completely flat. Max looks angrily at the tyre and proclaims "oh you bastard-fuck!".

2) Miriam goes to the fridge for her half of that chocolate cake she's been looking forward to all day, only to discover that her brother Danny has eaten it. "That was for me Danny you bastard-fuck" she then wails.

by SirJibby January 6, 2009

fucked up bastard

someone who does dangerous stuff to gain recognition

Fucked up: I jumped off a 30 foot wall as a challenge yesterday..............you:fucked up bastard

by PHRASE giver December 24, 2013

fucking fuck motherfuck bastard

A nickname for something that causes you great physical or mental pain.

Dude! This homework is such a fucking fuck motherfuck bastard!

My wisdom tooth hurts like a fucking fuck motherfuck bastard.

by ellie sickles May 24, 2009

Ass Bastard Fuck

An exlamatory used to show DEEP DESTRESS or severe emotional anger.

Multi-purpous word to call some one if they piss you off.

Three curse words thrown into a pile of words and used when no other words will come out.

ASS BASTARD FUCK!

Dude you are an ass bastard fuck.

I just wish......AHH ASS BATARD FUCK!

by Kung Fu actiion grip kick ass gammete Jackson July 21, 2004