Skip to main content

fuckball 

a rubber ball covered in dildos.
i love my fuckball, it's to great, especaly for partys
fuckball by alan h January 2, 2006

Fuckball 

A change-up on crack. Thrown side-arm or submarine. And if it fucks your throwin it right!
Ian...the windup...the pitch...its a fuckball on the outside corner hes struck em out!
Fuckball by D-witty November 20, 2010

fuckball 

the real name of football, the announcers (and their fake words and descriptions), and the fans of fuckball that clap and scream and yell in their house (at the tv) as if they were actually in a stadium.
Oh dear they are watching fuckball again, and I guess I will not be able to concentrate on ANYTHING today.
fuckball by anamehere November 7, 2021

Fuckball 

A catastrophic sparatic turn of events of events that cause either mental or physical damage/harm
“My life has been a fuckball lately
You’re a fuckball”
Fuckball by anonymous July 1, 2023

Fuckball 

Any football game post circa 2006 (fuck you Cheryl Tweedy, yer mas a toilet attendant) when all footballers turned into fuck boys (or fuck bois for the gen zers) who bounce more off the pitch with their hair than the ball(s)
I dunno who am I to tell you how to use words. Fuckball
Fuckball by Cheryl Tweedys toilet September 17, 2023

FUCKBALL ROOMATE

A fucking retard whom you have unknowingly invited to stay with you out of pity and/or the chance to get laid and/or because they own a full sized washer and dryer combo, and it turns out that instead of being empathetic and acknowleging that you have done them a favor for pulling their redneck ass out of the fucking gutter, they proceed to make your very existence on this planet a living fucking fuckball hell....see example.
You asscock fuckball shitfuck. When the hell are you going to do the fucking dishes you dirtied two months ago? You are the biggest FUCKBALL ROOMATE I have ever had, you slackjawed redneck donkey. Pack your fucking banjo and get the fuck out of my apartment you no-tooth retard chigger. Get the fuck out.
FUCKBALL ROOMATE by Fighterjock January 11, 2007