Fupasaurus

Fupa-Saurus is a name commonly derived from a species of previously thought to be extinct creatures. Contrary to popular belief, the Fupasaurus originated in North America at a McDonalds location near you.The spread of the Fupasaurus has been epidemic in proportion. Most common signs of a Fupasaurus are extreme buldging Fupa, a fupa of biblical proportions, and the appearance of 2 monstrous bellies. A person who is referred to as a Fupasaurus is morbidly obese with a Fupa that is so extreme it has it's own zip code. Another trait is the amazing cottage cheese legs and hidden sandwiches contained under the rolls of flab. Apparently many are confused about it's existence, even those who carry the gene. When you are a Fupasaurus you believe you are still sexy. A true Fupasaurus wears spandex to reveal the beast's ugliness. This can be very disturbing for those who gaze upon the Fupasaurus. It is also believed that the Fupasaurus swallowed the #1 Fupapottamus in a fit of rage. Reasons for the anger at the Fupapottamus are currently not known but it is believed that the Fupasaurus was angry because the # 1 Fupapottamus was getting extremely large, possibly threatening it's territory. The Fupasaurus is an extremely territorial creature and will roll over anything in the way of the doughnut box. Please approach with caution for this creature is deadly!

Joanne at the distribution center is a Fupasaurus!

Holy crap, did you see Charlie shortshoulder get crushed in front of the doughnut box by that Fupasaurus!

by Chris L Colorado July 11, 2009

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fuckastrophy

when a highly anticipated sexual encounter goes very awry.

can also be used to describe any bad situation where catastrophy doesn't quite express the gravity

Dude, I finally got becky in bed. Damn, she is smokin' hot.

Then, wouldn't you know it, her fuckin' husband shows up.

What a fuckastrophy

by jamaram February 27, 2010

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Fudgasaurus

An obese adolescent male with a chronically untidy anus.

Better not breathe too deeply. I heard he's a real fudgasaurus.

by blankenschmidt April 12, 2010

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fuckatarian

fuckatarian: a person who excessively uses the word "fuck"

Met a lady at the store today looking for worm medication for her kittens. Couldn't stop laughing as she spewed off that the "fucking" store was out of the "fucking" dewormer and how she'd "fucking" have to go to "fucking" Walmart because no "fucking" store around here "fucking " carries what the "fuck" she's "fucking" looking for. Awesome day meeting a fellow fuckatarian!

by Jointgurl August 17, 2016

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fupasaurusrex

These are the people with the worst possible FUPAS. They are usually large in size all around, but their FUPAS take center stage. The FUPA is the largest part on them. It usually sticks out a few feet from their body, and is weighed down so much it practically touches the ground. With a FUPA that large it also make their arms look extremely small in propotion to it. Making them walk around looking like a dinsaur.

Holy sjit Batman!!! She's bigger than a Fupapottomus...she's a Fupasaurusrex!!!

by alimegz July 13, 2009

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Tuckasaurus

An extremely respectable breed, there is only one left. A very good-looking dino. He does not eat other dinos, because cannibalism is bad. He also is the kindest, most caring dinosaur you will ever meet. He can always make you laugh. He can always make you feel better when you are depressed. He can always fix everything in the world that could be wrong because he is just that perfect. The Tuckasaurus could have any woman in the world that he wants, yet he picks the Pokemon called "Squirtle." Squirtle is completely in love with the Tuckasaurus. It is not hard to understand why. After all, the Tuckasaurus is the most lovable dino there ever was.

Look at that Tuckasaurus! Dang, I wish I were him. He can get any chick. And he's so freaking hawt.

by SquirtleChick January 25, 2013

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