Fuckaroundary

Noun

The multitude of unexpected peripheral tasks one often has to do in order to complete what seems at first a simple task.

After finding his lost impact driver, discovering that the bit is stuck inside, going to the hardware store to buy liquid wrench to free the bit, finally working the bit free back at the jobsite, and then discovering the desired bit is missing, going back to the hardware store and finding they don't have the proper bit in stock, Lorne exclaimed in frustration, "What a day of fuckaroundary!"

by Ted The Ned November 15, 2018

Fuckalong Cassidy

The twin brother of the fictional cowboy hero, Hopalong Cassidy, created in the 1930s, who was also famous for his good deeds and who became the first X-rated porn cowboy and was therefore the black sheep of their fictional family.

Fuckalong Cassidy also had a wooden leg like his brother but it did not preclude him from extended and impressive sexual performances with the barely clad damsels in distress he was fond of rescuing.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2021

fuckaholic

An overly-horny teenager who cannot get sex off of his or her mind long enough to even function normally.

Dude, your golden retriever is a fuckaholic, get him off my leg!

by NAPO August 14, 2003

Fuckarounditis

"A behavioral disorder characterized by a mediocre physique and complete lack of progress, despite significant amounts of time spent in the gym."

Bro: Hey brah! You almost done with the squat rack? I need to do some curlz!

Me: You have fuckarounditis and you need help.

by dataguy October 14, 2011

fuckeroni

An Italian-American fuckhead. A word made up of fucker and macaroni (a bastardised Italian pasta).

Frank Bonura is a fat fuckeroni.

by Tanaka December 17, 2004

Fuckagon

Also known as a sexagon.
More realistically known as a hexacontaenneagon.
A polygon with 69 sides.

Gregory: I haven't seen anything like that?
Ben: Well that sign's shaped like a fuckagon.
Gregory: I see.

by gregben May 27, 2023

fuckaroo

According to Stephen King in Dreamcatcher, fuckaroo means an extremely fucked up situtation, as opposed to fuckaree which means having a great time, usually but not necessarily, sexual.

Custer's last stand was one major fuckeroo for the US Cavalry.

by Hal Brown August 4, 2003