Fuck a duck

An interjection generally being another phrase for common cuss words that you yell when you mess things up, something isn't going right, or you just hurt yourself.

Bob stubbed his toe on the kitchen table and immediately yelled,"Well fuck a duck!"

by Girnola December 12, 2010

Fuck A Duck

Crude Song Sang To The Tune Row-Row-Row-Your-Boat

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
GangBang an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
motorboat a pregnant goat
An orgy at the zoo!

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!

by QuackMeNicely November 4, 2009

fuck-and-duck

A "fuck-and-duck" is when person "A" has sex with person "B", then avoids any and all contact with person "B". This may be to ensure that a sexual encounter becomes a one-night stand. It is also a means of breaking up with a person.

After the sixth unreturned phone call, Sharon began to suspect she was the victim of a fuck-and-duck.

by Moontos December 13, 2008

Fucking the Duck

Telling someone they are not doing anything useful with their time.

Person 1: "I thought I told you to do your homework."
Person 2: "I am."
Person 1: "To me it just looks like you're fucking the duck."

by jg357 November 11, 2018

fuck a duck

oh shit

fuck a duck! we're going to crash!

by Anonymous August 30, 2002

fuck a duck

being surprised by somthing or someone.

well fuck a duck, look who decided to show his face!

by siliman rebrag December 4, 2004

Fuck A Duck

An expression used when frustrated

Person 1: Layouts for the next week?

Person 2: Fuck A Duck!!

by JasonHunt July 15, 2011