give-a-fuck-o-meter

To measure the amount of interest in something based on a personal scale of giving a fuck.

"Hey this story is so crap it doesn't even register on my give-a-fuck-o-meter"

by HRabbit November 10, 2016

Fuck-O-Meter

A machine that tells how many fucks that person has given.

Example:
Guy 1: Hey man I got a 100% on the test! 😁😁
Guy 2: Ok
Guy 2: I alsooo, got a girlfriend....
Guy 1: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter comfirms zero fucks given*

Fuck you Urban Dictonary Im not givin another example. Urban Dictonary I don’t give one fuck about needing to define it here but fuck it. Fuck-O-Meter

by Fuck You Definition Readers April 15, 2018

Fuck o meter

It means how many fucks u give

The fuck o meter is at absolute 0

by Gd failallthetm May 25, 2018

Fuck-O-meter

A device used to read the amount of fucks someone gives about an object or event

The fuck-O-meter detected that Dave gave 0 fucks about his Spanish quiz

by Tekashi woof woof January 26, 2020

fuck-o-meter

a meter to measure iffu give a fuck or not.

“idgaf. the fuck-o-meter says so”

by and they were room mates. April 21, 2020

fuck material

The kind of girl that you'd dump after a fuck, who's only purpose is to be fucked

My sister and I used to have sex, she was pure fuck material!! I think she has 7 handicapped children now HAHAHAHHA

by Mr. Hope January 11, 2016

fuckometer

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.

Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006