A list of greatness that usually begins to develop in high school by an individual male which includes many fine specimen of the opposite sex. The list may include celebrities, teachers, friends, that hot girl in your calc class or even your best friend's older sister. Never ever include relatives in your Fuck-it List: it would make your list full of shame, along with your fucks (known as a shamefuck). It should consist of only attractive females who you will have to work towards to successfully complete a "fuck session" with. This list may take your whole life to finish but once you do, you will get high fives from every man, woman and child you meet. For a woman's version of a Fuck-it List, see Spread My Legs Sheet.

"Ms. L has a nice rack and a juicy ass. I'd nail her along, with Crystal. I'd bang them both."

"So they're part if your Fuck-it List, eh?"

"Helllll yeah they are! It's gonna be epic!"

Fuck-it list by PatentPending January 7, 2014

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Fuck-it list

A list of things you don't want to do before you die

Did you see the new Captain America movie?
No man, that shit is on my fuck-it list

Fuck-it list by MattyT94 July 24, 2011

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Fuck-It List

A list of things you've always wanted to do or say but never did until a life-changing event takes place.

After being left at the altar, I decided to create my "Fuck-It List," which includes the following recent revelations and activities:

You're fat and you know it.
Your baby is ugly so stop posting pictures of him on Facebook.
Your breath smells like sleep even after you brush your teeth.
When you smile, it looks like you lost your upper lip.

Also, I took a dump in my mom's toilet tank after she yelled at me for the dog hair in my house.

Fuck-It List by sleslie2425 May 24, 2013

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