fruitspensive

southern comfort and lemonade,

a fruit explosion in your mouth,

fruity but expensive,

fruitspensive!!

''have you tried this drink? it's so fruity, but expensive''

''it's fruitspensive!''

by Cazacat July 6, 2009

Con the fruiterer

A stereotype of a Greek person in Australian vernacular.
Originated on the television programme "The Comedy Company" - an overly ethnic Greek fruiterer, played by the actor Mark Mitchell. "Con the fruiterer's" most famous catchphrase is "Coupla days!"

"That bloody wog, hasn't learn a bit of English. Still speaks like bloody Con the fruiterer."

by William Richey November 13, 2003

Fruitery

The name of a fruit stand, specifically spoken by a Tiefling during a game of Dungeons and Dragons.

Pardon me, good Man. May i see your fruitery?

by xNerdProx August 4, 2016

fruitsterbating

The act of masturbating with a piece of fruit.

"I had the most scrumptious fruitsterbating session last night. I jacked off inside a banana, and it felt goooood."

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. April 20, 2015

Fruiter

"light in the loafers"

Whoa, that guy is a fruiter!

by Hank0001 June 2, 2004

Friskernater

Someone who becomes very frisky and flirtatious while chatting on the internet.

"You know what I would do to you if I was there right now? lol"

"Man! You are such a friskernater!"

by Anna K. G. January 17, 2008

Fruiter Fest

A weekend activity which you have massive amounts of fruit flavored smirenoff...strawberry, apple, raspberry, crandberry, watermelon ect.

Dude its the weekend lets have a fruiter fest. You get Apple, I'll get strawberry.

by HeatherAnn February 10, 2006