fruit bowl

To defecate on a glass surface, usually a window or a patio door.

Mr Berry failed me at math. I left him a nice fruit bowl to wake up to in the morning.

by arturo swift December 12, 2011

fruit bowl

The act of restraining one's genitalia (male) between the legs, as to protrude from behind rather than hanging in front. Also coined as "the goat" in the movie Waiting.

Kegan attempted a fruit bowl off the diving board and now cannot reproduce.

by Yarghh April 21, 2006

fruit bowl

The part of northern Tinton Falls, NJ that has streets named "Apple", "Peach", "Cherry", "Pear", and "Plum". Used mostly by the high school students in the town, it was once the part of the town with the most police activity.

I live in the Fruit Bowl!

by DarkDan September 24, 2003

Fruit Bowl

noun. A large, hanging male scrotum. Usually for a scrotum to be classified as a fruit bowl, it must sag to nearly the knee cap area. This definition is contrary to popular belief that the male scrotum tucked between the legs and displayed from the rear is the only definition of fruit bowl.

Lisa turned around suddenly, seeing that Buck was quite naked and fulling displaying his knee slapping fruit bowl.

by mike burnz December 24, 2008

fruit bowl

a member of the male sex who enjoys being anally intruded by girthy dildos, thus resulting in the rectum being expanded to the diameter of a watermelon (type and size of watermelon pending on choice of dildo gitrh)

brian's fruit bowl has recetly been enlarged

by fred December 3, 2003

fruit bowl

the unclean anus of a twink

frankie's gotta a dusty fruit bowl. I can smell that stank from a mile away

by sunohoo November 18, 2020

Fruit Bowl

A large group of guys, usually claim to be straight (Everyone knows they’re not) who often touch each other in class and take frequent trips to the bathroom together to spend some “guy time” alone. Avoid at all costs if you value your sanity.

Rachel: “hey did you see George and Daniel go into the bathroom together again?”

Jenna: “Yeah they’re always in there, I mean they’re apart of the fruit bowl after all!”

Rachel: “Of course, one of them even dragged their brother in there with them!”

Jenna: “wtf!”

by Murphy123345 May 21, 2024