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Frozen Stink Pickle

When you defecate into a condom and proceed to freeze it and use it as a dildo.
Jenny borrowed my dildo so I had to make a frozen stink pickle.
by Shredward Norton March 2, 2011
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Frozen poop shank

The single most horrifying weapon ever conceived by mankind. The mere mention of such a diabolical utensil is enough to send a sane man hurtling into a downward spiral of madness. The threat of a frozen poop shank is not one to be taken nor delivered lightly, for the second a man starts sharpening his shit in the freezer is the second he has nothing to lose.
Man 1 pulls out a knife and demands Man 2's wallet. Man 2 reaches into his lunchbox and pulls out a frozen poop shank and demands Man 1's wallet, and receives it.
by Derpules May 14, 2012
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What the Frazier fuck

When a large amount of fuckery occurs involving a convention show runner and you are at a loss for words
James owes everyone how much money?! What the Frazier fuck!
by BeckInPdx October 24, 2019
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suck the skin off a frozen chicken

the intense ability to give powerful, mind-bending head. A person who can suck the skin off a frozen chicken has sucking cock and balls down to a modern art form.
Jen Jen is an all-star cock sucker. She can suck the skin off a frozen chicken. Once she sucked a dude off for a cough drop.
by jjrubadub April 18, 2010
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frozen mixed vegetable cocks

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"
*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"
by dat nigga yoyo July 9, 2016
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frozen suicide

Drinking the biggest slushie to can find(usually the one bigger than your head) in as little time possible.
Spenny tried a frozen suicide at the Husky in Morinville.
by RED I May 16, 2006
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Who Froze Jesus?

Uttered by one, Ryland Blackington of Cobra Starship on the Cobrahcam on Stickam, after seeing someone write in the chat box, " Jesus stop freezing!"
Shelf Kid: " Jesus stop freezing!"

Ryland: " Who froze Jesus?"
by Liacoolaid + Vivalastarfish January 22, 2009
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