Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag

something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).

thanks a bunch for making me call the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!

by rhinozrus February 19, 2009

fronty

Short for "full frontal nudity."

That magazine's got fronty.

by S. Machan January 7, 2003

frontrake

When one preforms a task with the belief that it is helpful but it is actually not helpful or detrimental to the situation.

Mike has the unique ability to frontrake any situation

by Welded tube Mike February 16, 2021

Frontrowaphobia

The fear of being coughed at, grunted at, whistled at, having hand signals or a severe forward lean made in your direction, and/or messages displayed on an iPad from the front row of Church. In extreme cases a person would fear that they would be interrupted mid sentence by another person walking on stage and transitioning their segment by force.

"How did you go today?"

"I think I may have really messed up... I had 3 coughs, a mean forward lean in my direction & even the head was in the hands at one point."

"Wow, sounds like you might be developing Frontrowaphobia... You should probably make an appointment with Jack Underwood."

by Greatculture August 24, 2016

Frontrunners

Stan Van Gundy and the Orlando Magic, according to Shaquille O'Neal.

"I hate frontrunners, I really do" - Shaq

by kingmob23 March 5, 2009

fronty

another name for a Nissan Frontier

Damn, that fronty looks sick!

by thirdworldxtreme January 26, 2010

Back to Fronty

When one straddles a toilet, rather than sitting on it in the conventional manner, and shits all down the bowl.

"I was at some bastards house last night, I didn't like him so I went up for a massive back to fronty"

by dingo222111 October 12, 2011