Frondle

To be Fondled by Fronds

I think that potplant just frondled me.

by cevius June 26, 2008

Fondled

To be given an ridiculous task that is to be completed within an even more ridiculous time scale.

This can also be known as the 'Fondel Effect' or to be 'Caressed'. This person is often referred to as the 'Fondler'.

The 'Fondel Effect' is usually exagerated by the 'Fondler' working from home or being on sick leave.

I have just been fondled aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

by SCollinsDictionary May 22, 2012

Fondled

Another term for being screwed over or given the shaft. In this sense the term is not being used refering to any type of sexual encounter but to a negative experience.

"They gave the job to that slut Susan even though I have more experience. I really got fondled."

by Delmas March 9, 2008

frondle

V~To clean the kitchen floor with a skillet.

wow...i just frondled that stupid n00batronz mother while she was cooking inside of the tort

by LiquidFIRE January 29, 2004

Selectively fondled

Hand-picked; hand-selected.

“I have eight selectively fondled warriors ready for the LARP event.”
“I selectively fondled you to be on this team.”

by Compatibility Issue May 26, 2018