fooking

The alternative word for fucking used by Louis Tomlinson.

"That's your fooking job, you fooking losah!"

by mrshoran1993 February 23, 2019

Fan forking

The fan girling that you feel in your loins

Oh my god, I'm fan forking so hard over Chris Evans right now. I seriously just wanna take off my pants.

by 129876543 June 2, 2015

Raid the fookin gaff

When one enters a house with such intent to steal others belongings.

Jamie - ''Im bout to raid deez mans house''
Andrew - ''Sn''
Jamie at door to gaff - ''Raid the fookin gaff''

by Bludclart Rassclaat Roscoe January 20, 2023

forking ridiculous

The increasing number of cryptocurrency forks where an existing cryptocurrency code is splits in two resulting in a newer and older version.

Hey, did you hear that another bitcoin fork is coming? Yeah, it's getting forking ridiculous.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee June 2, 2018

no fooking way

How harry swears in his accent

Harry styles: no fooking way
Fans: that accent is god

by Emo freak August 27, 2016

Fooking Cont

Fooking: another word for f*cking but in politer terms.
Cont: another word for c*nt.
Words that can replace rude words, so that you can use theem more often, without technically swearing.

"Betty, you're a fooking cont."

by x_Shortie January 24, 2008

Fookin’ ‘ell

Fucking ‘ell

A friend of mine from London/Italy and his family always said fookin’ ‘ell when something bad or inconvenient happened.

Example:
(*Bill is making a pizza and pulls out the marinara sauce but the jar falls and shatters.)

“Fookin’ ‘ell man! That’s bullshit! Bloody fookin’ ‘ell!”

Pretty self explanatory, just another dialect of “fucking hell”.

by ihaveaducknamedwaffles April 28, 2020