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friendlet

a synonym for friend. normally used when greeting a friend or group of friends you are close to
(when approaching a large group of people): Hey friendlets!
by Leopolda June 18, 2009
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Friendetta

/ˈfrɛn'dɛtə/
noun

the opposite of a vendetta, wherein instead of going out of your way to harm or destroy a person, you dedicate all your energy to making their life as wonderful as possible. This can involve lavishing them with gifts, signing them up for fun arts and crafts classes or even just taking time out of your day to tell them how much they mean to you.
- Wow, Bill's been really down ever since his girlfriend let that amateur basketball team run a train on her
- You thinking what I'm thinking?
- Hell yeah dude, let's wage a friendetta on his cucky ass and give my man the best week of his life!
by maxiebaby January 14, 2019
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Friendpetitive

When you fight to have a better relationship with a specific friend.
Penni and Cassandra were so friendpetitive over Tashi's attention that it made the rest of the group uncomfortable.
by Faster Redhead November 12, 2016
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friendpeen

The act of adding so much facebook friends that you judge it as an epeen.
Mary: I got 651 Friends on facebook.
Chase: Bitch, I got 788 Friends! My friendpeen is so big!
by Deyadissa May 16, 2011
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friendetta

When a friend wrongs you and becomes the object of your scorn.
Ever since Jane has been dating her best friend Suzy's ex-boyfriend, Suzy has had a friendetta against Jane and has sworn to get her back.
by Beachgirl247 June 18, 2014
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friendpetitor

its a friend who works for a competitor or your always in compeition with.
Ive known them since highschool but theyre always harrassing me that they are better then me because they work for the competitor. I guess were friendpetitors.
Or, every time I say something you have to one up me, I guess your a friendpetitor.
by junior9561 December 20, 2023
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friendpit

1. the act of taking your hand, inserting it into your friend's armpit, and shaking their armpit as if you were shaking their hand or fiercely fingering a girl in order to tickle them. Before doing said action, the friend must announce "friendpit!"

2. a friendly sexual favor that friends do for each other where a man inserts his penis into another friend's (male or female) armpit and allows the man have intercourse with said armpit.
1. Dylan yelled "friendpit!" and fingerbanged the shit out of Tony’s armpit.

2. Bob: Dude, I'm so horny and my wife hasn't given me any action in a while.
Tim: That sucks man. If you need a release, I'll let you friendpit me.

Bob: Man I hate that it has to come to this but sure. (unzips pants)

Tim: It's ok. I'm a good friend. (opens arm to open armpit).
by Sherpa Derpa 316 November 8, 2019
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