frienvy

Intense, inexplicable jealousy of people you aren't friends with who share, or are potentially trying to steal, your friends. Especially prevalent in boys with groups of female friends that other, rival boys then befriend. Frienvy is accompanied by possessiveness, bitterness, douchebaggery, and insistence that the OTHER guys are "sleazy" and just want to "get in" with the girls so they can "bang the living shit" out of them. Also, guys suffering from frienvy will deny the fact at all costs.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that shaggy-haired lacrosse player mackin on all our friends? Problem sets aren't what he wants.
Guy 2: Yo, chill, man. Sounds like you're suffering from a pretty serious case of frienvy.
Guy 1: Fuck no! Look at him! He's such a douchebag! This is legit!

by chlocle April 15, 2009

Friendy

A handy (hand job) from a friend

I was painting the outside of my house when my neighbor came by and asked if I wanted a friendy.

by bambi the goalie August 26, 2015

friendy

Adjective. Describes someone who is trendy with friendships, who befriends others for popularity or passing taste.

Ben is so friendy, he dumped all his old friends for the "in" people.

by Shosti August 7, 2006

frienvy

When your friend becomes jealous that you've made other friends.

Jane was acting all frienvy when she saw Kayla walk down the hall with Alexis

by Oiinktard February 26, 2008

Friendy

Celestial body only exclipsed by Sutty

by pieman April 9, 2003

Friendy

Can be considered greater than Invidious when being used in the same line.

Friendy > Invidious

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

Friendy

Person of gargantuan proportions, Person with more than 2(00) uncles.

Friendy ate some pies

by Anonymous April 9, 2003