Friday the 13th

It happens to be one of my favorite day of the year, i get so many nice visitors down here at the lake, but they all run off after i try to "explain my habits" that shall not be named. but its an overall good day.
-Jason Vorhees

Friday the 13th is the day i like to come out and play with friends.

by That Crystal Lake Guy October 18, 2020

Friday the 13th

The most amazing day of the year! And most likely when Jason Voorhees will murder you!

*Friday the 13th*
AHHHHHHHH ITS JASON!!!!!
*ded*

by Teagan the syrup goblin June 19, 2020

Friday the 13th

The night you will most likely die.

Girl 1: Ok time to die!
Girl 2: Wait what!!!!
Girl 1: It’s Friday the 13th.

Girl 2: Oh yeah

by 😂😂🥺😂😂⚽️ November 10, 2019

Friday the 13th party

Where people have a party on friday 13th and celebrate just like halloween.

Are you going to that friday the 13th party?

by Deep blue 2012 November 13, 2009

friday 13th

A day termed "unlucky" made up by a bunch of people back in the ancient days because they had so much free time back then.

Any day can be just as bad Friday the 13th. The reason why it's perhaps so unluky is mainly due to psychological factors which influences humans to act "unlucky" that day or to look out and emphasize for "unlucky" things.

Also see hivemind.

Friday 13th is the ultimate hivemind day.

by hak January 2, 2008

friday 13th

Is just another day. Seriously, any day can be an unlucky day. Stop believing this superstitious shit, just move on.

Tom was worried because his might got rear-ended in his new Escalade tomorrow. And tomorrow is Friday 13th. Realizing it was a bad day, he consulted voodoo expert to keep him off bad omen.

by chrno August 13, 2010

Friday 13th

The most unlucky day in the calendar. Justified fear of this day is called paraskevidekatriaphobiaor friggatriskaidekaphobia. You could get run over, your house could burn down, you could run into a long-lost evil boyfriend, or you could fall down a flight of stairs and subsequently die of neumonia.

Shit, it's fuckin Friday 13th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's no fuckin way I'm gettin out of bed!
*Snore*
Oh, jeeeez, I just choked on my own phlegm.

by Paraskevidekatriaphobiac February 13, 2004