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Fratterall

A drug utilized by fratdaddies and fratstars alike, so they may see a new, glorious sun rise across the fratcastle as they reminisce about brotastic night worth not remembering. Typically snorted, accompanied by 4Broko and/or sorostitutes in hand. Warning: may suddenly present with inability to feel/care about anything, including the slap to the face from the diamond-speckled pussy your slaying upon realizing you're not her boyfriend.
"Did you just sneeze blue?" - common question directed towards fratstars whilst lightning a couch on fire in the fratcastle's courtyard

"Fratterall has been scientifically proven to enhance the frattiness of the user. Fratlaps have unquestionably become more efficient, and the collective GPAs of Greeks has undoubtedly risen far beyond those of the GDI."
- Fratrick Ivey, M.D., Professor of Fratology
by Fraturdaynight December 15, 2010
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freetard

A zealous advocate of free (as opposed to proprietary) software.

The freetard's entire identity is based around using free and open source software such as Linux, and he spends every waking hour of every day writing self-serving propaganda as to why he is superior to anyone who uses software whose licensing does not allow you to reverse engineer/copy/modify and then release your own version of somebody else's work.
"Hey guys, can you help me get this game installed on Windows 10?"
"You use Micro$oft Windows? Don't you know that software doesn't respect your freedoms? You should use GNU/Linux like me! BTW, I use Arch."
"Oh great, here come the freetards to derail the thread."
by µTorrent 2.2.1 May 27, 2021
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Boba Fett

A bad-ass motherfucker who's existance still puzzle people to this very day.
Michel: So what's William like?
John: He's Boba Fett.
by fetpoet August 17, 2012
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fetty wap'd

When you nut in yo girl's left eye so she can't see out of it, like the rapper Fetty Wap
Bro, I Fetty Wap'd my girl last night at 17:38.
by NEONxCHiLD November 10, 2015
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Jango Fett

The most Bad-Ass Mutha Fucka, (BAMF, also known as Top Mandorlian) till he got his head chopped off. He was the Original Host for a Clone Army, one of the clones he raised to succeed himself as the BAMF.
Zam: You're Jango Fett aren't you. I've heard of you, you know. I'm Zam Wesell.
Jango: You must be new to the business.
Zam: Why? Because you haven't heard of me?
Jango: Because you're reckless. You could learn a thing or two about being subtle.
Zam: You call that subtle? You just brought down a Republic prison.
Jango: My plan didn't include you. Or the chaos you started back there. You cost me my ship.
Zam: My plan didn't include you trying to hijack my prisoner. Anyway, you should thank me. This babe (the ship) is a big improvement over that relic. I've never seen anything like this. What is she (the ship) anyway.
Jango: She's a Firespray pursuit special.
by Jedi_Master September 28, 2008
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Fratting

As much a state of mind as an action: unambiguously displaying confidence, intelligence, wealth, style and class while maintaining a positive, lackadaisical, attitude. One who truly fratts hard never forgets the value of having a good time or the responsibilities to which he is obligated.
Fratting includes but is not limited to, golfing, drinking, deep sea fishing, boating, sitting in the sun while at a pool or beach and finally denouncing guidos by any and every means necessary.
by RedButtons December 25, 2009
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doing a fretter

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.

Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.

#Vombie
Example 1

Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!

Example 2

Man: (makes random barfing sounds)
by gekkoplatipus January 7, 2017
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