The 'fresh air wish' is the act of a religious person aiming a prayer to any of the many man made gods they happen to have been indoctrinated into. It shall never reach the non-existent phantasm obviously, but the audacity to think if there was such a omnipotent being that his plan for everything, all that hard work, all those late nights...and he fucked it up! If only he would listen to a prayer of advice, the lowly mortal human could set god straight!!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
Get the Fresh Air Wish mug.1. (noun): a person who attempts to prevent cigarette or cigar smoking in public. Especially applicable in locations (bars, pubs, patios) where smoking is allowed.
2. (noun): A self-righteous and discourteous non-smoker who attempts to shame smokers by coughing loudly when walking past or rudely insisting that smokers are dirty, disgusting addicts who are killing themselves and others.
3. (noun): a person who offers unsolicited health information about the effects of smoking to complete strangers.
See also: Dark Lord, cigarette.
2. (noun): A self-righteous and discourteous non-smoker who attempts to shame smokers by coughing loudly when walking past or rudely insisting that smokers are dirty, disgusting addicts who are killing themselves and others.
3. (noun): a person who offers unsolicited health information about the effects of smoking to complete strangers.
See also: Dark Lord, cigarette.
"When I lit up on the patio, some old lady asked me to stop killing her."
"Bloody fresh-air fascist!"
"Bloody fresh-air fascist!"
by Tessa Who September 12, 2005
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A way to say "ciggarette break" without your boss knowing that you're going to have a smoke. Especially useful in non-smoking environments. The term "fresh air" can also be used to mean "ciggarette" but is not typically necessary and doesn't sound right in most contexts.
Employee 1: I'm going out for a fresh air break
Boss: Ok, just be back in 15
Employee 2: (whisper) He doesn't know you mean you're going for a smoke?
Employee 1: (whisper) No! That's the point!
Boss: Ok, just be back in 15
Employee 2: (whisper) He doesn't know you mean you're going for a smoke?
Employee 1: (whisper) No! That's the point!
by cinymin86 November 21, 2009
Get the Fresh Air Break mug.When you go outside after a few drinks and you turn from someone who is relatively sober to a drunken embarrassment.
by Rory the sheep September 24, 2009
Get the fresh-air sniper mug.A person, usually on a construction site, who refuses to dress warmly in cold weather, and will only wear a t-shirt year round.
* Rusty walks by in a t shirt in -5 degree weather *
Mike: Hey, did you see rusty walk by in a t-shirt?
Lyle: Ya, I geuss he's the last of the fresh air boys
This can also can be used as a question to make fun of someone under-dressed...
* Two Dummies walks by in t-shirts *
Darren: Oh, you like that fresh air, boys?
Mike: Hey, did you see rusty walk by in a t-shirt?
Lyle: Ya, I geuss he's the last of the fresh air boys
This can also can be used as a question to make fun of someone under-dressed...
* Two Dummies walks by in t-shirts *
Darren: Oh, you like that fresh air, boys?
by Fresh air boy February 4, 2010
Get the Fresh air boy mug.An explanation for the current practice of parents keeping their kids inside all the time. These are the same kids who have allergies to everything because they have no immunity to anything. These kids are McChildren for the most part. This is also called grass poisoning and sunshine poisoning.
by New English January 21, 2009
Get the Fresh Air Poisoning mug.When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking
Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster
by G dogo June 17, 2024
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