french toasted

To be french toasted is when you put egg whites, maple syrup and cinnamon in someones ass crack and have anal sex with them slapping them with bread.
"So the other night after getting my haircut I went home and got french toasted!"
by thefrenchtoast October 17, 2009
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French Toasted

A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.
Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!
by KStagK November 18, 2013
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When you pour syrup in her vagina and dip your french toast in it. After, always clean up by eating the syrup
“Hey babe, can you serve me french toast tomorrow morning?”
“Only if you make me sausage after”
by Hampton Grey April 04, 2021
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French Toast

1) An easy Breakfast to make.

2) Joan of Arc

I like French Toast.
by Mopey87 March 03, 2007
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Egging someone else's property, usually a car, then covering it with slices of bread, and leaving it in the sun. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the car. Hence, french toast.
The Principal gave me detention the other day, so me and Pablo French Toasted his car.
by Hodge329 September 18, 2008
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A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and burns them.
"Why does she have a burn mark on her back?"

"Cause I french toasted her last night"
by WaffleMan January 18, 2013
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French Toast

A simple concoction of bread, eggs, and milk. Dates back as far as Medieval Times.

It's also some how magically related to Asians.
Asians=French Toast????
by YourAdopted June 08, 2011
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