French toast 

A method of swearing often used in place of other swear words when in the presence of children

"This dumb son of a french toast of a locker isn't opening."

"This is not a time for a person to french toast our project up."

French toast by linuxalexa November 11, 2008

French Toast 

the origin of the term french toast comes from world war 1. The story goes like this: A french soldier was looting a house near the trenches. he found some eggs and several slices of bread, which he put in his pocket. As he was walking back to his post, a German patrol ambushed him. during the fracas, the soldier fell on his pocket, breaking the eggs on the bread, and then was promptly roasted by a flamethrower. A British patrol found his body, complete with "french toast" in his pocket. The name has stuck ever since.

Hey, did you see that French guy who attempted to light himself on fire in protest?

Yeah, he turned into real french toast.

French Toast by OrignalWolf January 26, 2011

French toast 

The act of killing a large number of french soldiers with a flamenwerfer

Hans made french toast yesterday

French toast by Dawn Emerson January 15, 2018

French Toast 

When you pull the wedgie out of her ass with your teeth.

Oh my gosh honey, I have a wedgie from hell....Stop....Drop, ASS in the AIR....pull her pants down and shove those teeth in her ass, clamp down....and pull!!
"The French Toast" no mas wedgie

French Toast by @ssm@ster July 8, 2009

french toast 

First you pre-heat your steam iron to the highest setting. Wisk 1 large egg in liquid measuring cup. Add 1 tsp of vanilla extract, and 2 Tbsp of bread crumbs. Tilt your head upwards and pour egg mixture into your mouth, but do not swallow. While maintaining you head in tilted position, hold pre-heated iron above your mouth and touch your tongue to the hot surface of the iron for at least 6 seconds. Cool off tongue with maple syrup and whipped cream, and viola, french toast.

Johnny, why are you talking so funny? Johnny- "I bur my ung makin fren oas". Translator- He said he burnt his tongue making french toast.

french toast by Buttwheat August 19, 2009

French toast 

A term used by Great Lakes surfers to describe the awesomeness of waves.

Dude! That wave was SO french toast!

French toast by Ms Cullen June 26, 2008

French Toast 

When you booty slap a french girl so so hard she can't walk

I just french toasted her

French Toast by DogShitMan June 3, 2018