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The Frenchman

getting hit in the balls so hard that you scream like a little girl.
"Dude, i just gave Johnny The Frenchman like none other."
"Man you're a jackass, Mark."

if you want another example. see the Ouch! video of a skiier on youtube, you will understand.
by Sean Henderson January 3, 2009
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Screaming Frenchman

While having a sex with a girl from behind he quickly removes his cock from her asshole and quickly replaces it with a stale loaf of French Bread, never ever replace the French bread or the integrity of the act will be lost.
Damn Jim gave me the best Screaming Frenchman last night. I can't walk properly now, i think i still have some crumbs up there.
by 1234567paper February 24, 2011
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Making love to the dead Frenchman

Urinating for the first time during heavy drinking, thereby necessitating frequent subsequent urination. See breaking the seal. Origin: Swarthmore College, ca. 2000.
After six beers, I made love to the dead Frenchman and after that I couldn't stop pissing all night.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003
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Bravest Frenchman

The bravest Frenchman is a tongue in cheek phrase used to represent the concept of a mutually exclusive enigma. The French are typically represented as the first to give up in a fight, fly the white flag & let someone else fight their battles for them. It is like saying, "who is the strongest weak man?"
Watching the first graders play a pee wee baseball game was like trying to figure out who is the bravest Frenchman.
by 73degrees October 18, 2010
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frisky frenchman

When a girl jacks you off with her armpit and then your dick ends up smelling like B.O.
Holy shit she gave him a frisky frenchman.
by jack hoffman May 13, 2005
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run like a frenchman

1) A slight insult, but overall, a compliment. Origionating from the French and their absolute nil military victories, it is said that by now they should be quite good at running the other way.

2) Running that looks like a girl running, but is still quite fast. After all, if you run from all those wars, you'll get rather good.
guy 1: Dude, Jimmy runs like a frenchman!
guy 2:...y'mean...really fast?
by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005
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Frenchman's cove

The anus or the anal cavity.

Analogue to chocolate starfish, bunghole, asshole, cigar burn, etc.
I heard Joe got his frenchman's cove mangled by some inmates.

Dude...she let me put it in her frenchman's cove.
by Lil' Taka May 15, 2006
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