French Horn

1. The act of oral sex and anal fisting at the same time.

2. An instrument of the brass section, often acclaimed for it's range of low and high pitches. Mostly seen in full bands, orchestras, woodwind and brass ensembles.

Makayla L. just French Horned me. The BJ was great but the fisting was awful! I can't shit or sit!

by Jay Beebz & Bee Zobz January 22, 2011

French Horn

When you think you lost your virginity by having anal sex but it turns out it was vaginal

Kevin: Was that anal?
Stacy: No?
Kevin: Aw man, I gave you a French Horn

by hannaharendt June 9, 2019

French Horn

The act of performing oral sex on a man while inserting your fist into his anus.

That dirty whore gave me a french horn for $15.

by Pilot K May 20, 2014

French Horn

The act of purposely farting while receiving oral sex.

Jane was blowing me and I made her play the French Horn! *High-Five*

by Shannyfanny June 4, 2010

French Horn

When a woman sticks her fist up a man's ass while giving him a blow job, similar to how one plays a french horn.

"Tammy gave me a wicked French Horn last night. My ass still hurts."

by Tom Diddler February 22, 2009

French Horn

The only non-percussion instrument in a classical orchestra that can be played with just one hand. It was invented to be like this because the horn player's other hand is usually otherwise occupied.

French Horns are great instruments, but you wouldn't want to meet a French Hornist.

by CYO Viola Player September 3, 2006

French Horn

Brass instrument taken up by those who wish to continue their musical studies, but have failed at playing the trumpet, trombone, or anything else metallic with a mouthpiece. French horn players are the butt of most jokes in band class, though they usually admit that "they deserve it."

Also commonly referred to as "the trumpet's ugly little brother."

Kate: "I play the French horn, which is a bad instrument."
Mr. Lange: "That's right, Katie."

by Douglas J. January 5, 2006