French Horn

A sleek brass instrument that requires focus and determination to play. Made in Germany but after a misinterpretation of the F in the F horn, it has since been called the French horn. Its proper name is just Horn. To become good at the Horn, players must dedicate lots of time to master the air control and embouchure. The single horn has 3 keys, and the double has 4, including a trigger. It's not very well known. True professional hornists can play every single note just from air control, without the keys. They can also play 6 octaves! One of the hardest brass instruments to play. It also has the smallest mouthpiece in brass. Best instrument ever!!!

Imran: Hey, Ellie, why didn't you bring your French Horn mouthpiece?
Ellie: Oh no! It's so small, it must've fallen out of my case!
Jadyn: At least now our ears will stop bleeding from how loud you play.
Ellie: *glares*
Imran: Haha. French horn is the best!

by hatchet-wielding nerd March 12, 2020

french horn

Licking a woman's asshole while fisting her.

Holy cow, he really gave her the ol' French Horn when he fisted her while licking her asshole!

by le hornster February 4, 2010

French Horn

1. The act of oral sex and anal fisting at the same time.

2. An instrument of the brass section, often acclaimed for it's range of low and high pitches. Mostly seen in full bands, orchestras, woodwind and brass ensembles.

Makayla L. just French Horned me. The BJ was great but the fisting was awful! I can't shit or sit!

by Jay Beebz & Bee Zobz January 22, 2011

French Horn

When you think you lost your virginity by having anal sex but it turns out it was vaginal

Kevin: Was that anal?
Stacy: No?
Kevin: Aw man, I gave you a French Horn

by hannaharendt June 9, 2019

French horn

A sexual act in which an individual, while performing oral sex, inserts her/his fist into the recipient's anus, thus simulating French horn playing.

Bill had a rough night after getting French horned by Mary; the next day he had to wear Depends as a precaution after all the stretching.

by Panda23 January 5, 2011

French Horn

The act of performing oral sex on a man while inserting your fist into his anus.

That dirty whore gave me a french horn for $15.

by Pilot K May 20, 2014

french horn

When a man tucks his penis and balls in between his legs so they stick out from under his ass and another person blows him while squeezing his balls as if they were trumpet valves. Preferably the giver's nose is nuzzled tightly between the receiver's ass cheeks.

I had swamp ass that day, so when Jake decided to give me a,"french horn," I hestated, then quickly said yes anyway.

by unclePico March 5, 2012