freezing the monkey

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce

"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."

by Zainium August 10, 2019

Freezing my tits off.

A way of describing the fact that one is cold.

Hurry up mate, I'm "Freezing my tits off." out here in the snow!

by Acky190 February 9, 2009

Freezing Balls

A state of extreme coldness. Often felt in Alaska while walking to work.

When Ivan went outside to go to work, it was freezing balls.

by oldfellas March 13, 2012

penguins freezing in antartica

The appropriate response to when someone takes off a jacket, sweater, etc. even though it is really cold either to display how "tough" they are or because they feel no cold. Especially when you are freezing yourself

Debrickashaw: Ahhh its not that cold
'Xebole: Dude its like 20 degrees outside and all i have is this vest
Debrickashaw: Stop being such a wimp <takes off coat>
'Xebole: what the hell, there are penguins freezing in antartica

by Felippe Boom-Boom LeBlanc January 12, 2011

freezing fucking cold

where i am right now

I AM REALLY freezing fucking cold

by coldperson November 6, 2013

Freezing my ass off

Think about a time your butt has truly been cold. Very rarely, it means you are so cold that even your butt is cold.

I’m freezing my ass off can you please turn down the a/c!!!

by Lay-mmmm July 6, 2018

freezing my dick off

When it's the coldest you've ever been.

I'm freezing my dick off in here! It's the fucking coldest I've ever been!

by downtimedanny August 30, 2016