Freeganism

A lifestyle dedicated to sourcing as many free goods and services as possible.

I'm sick of paying for everything! I'm converting to freeganism!

by asdeke December 20, 2008

freemanist

One who worships the almighty Morgan Freeman.

John, "ALL HAIL FREEMAN"

Joe, "I didn't know you were a freemanist!"

by Hayterade October 1, 2013

Freebianism

Freebianism is a sexual orientation/ way of life not defined by the stereotypes or categories that have previously been set. Unlike heterosexuals and homosexuals, freebians do not involve themselves with one single gender. One might debate that a freebian is just a mere bisexual. However, bisexuality is solely a sexual orientation, and the term is becoming less and less credible. There is also a mentality aspect to consider when understanding freebianism. A freebian is capable of attracting and being attracted to the male and female sexes, and additionally capable of engaging in sexual activity with either. A freebian can live a more heterosexual lifestyle during one point of his or her life, and a homosexual lifestyle another. (The terms heterosexual and homosexual are to be used as guidelines rather than strict definitions here) Freebians possess an energy that many heterosexuals and homosexuals do not. Those around them are enticed by this energy and often given insight into their own desires. Ultimately freebians are , in a sense, "free". They are free from the boundaries that limit what a lifestyle can be defined as. One might argue that this very entry does just that. It does not. For when one says proudly, " I am a freebian!", he or she is not immediately shot down and labeled a bisexual. For what is a bisexual anyway? What is a homosexual? Freebians are not bound to a way of life due to how they naturally feel inside. Freebians are free.

I want that girl to give me head again, but because of freebianism she is getting friendly with the new chick.

by flashme July 8, 2009

Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman

Guy1: "Dammit, since I read xkcd I've had Freemanic Paracusia."
Guy2: "You really need to get out more."

by Brainiac42 October 9, 2008

Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

Jim just gets lost in whatever he's reading ever since he got Freemanic Paracusia.

by doublechris October 12, 2008

Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

Even this Viagra spam is soothing when heard through the distorting perception of Freemanic Paracusia: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't *that* something."

by Zephyr Greene October 8, 2008

femanism

Basically cancer

SHE IS INFECTED BY FEMANISM!!!

by NateNick January 17, 2017