Mattress Freefall

The period of time between hearing your mattress frame crack and landing on the carpet afterwards. Caused mostly by obesity. A growing problem in the United States.

*Crack*
Person 1: Dude, we're entering mattress freefall.

by TumblingTyler January 11, 2010

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Alaskan Freefall

The act of ejaculating off a tall building's balcony during extremely cold weather, resulting in your semen freezing before it reaches the ground.

I thought it was raining cum until I looked up towards a building and I saw Jackson doing an Alaskan Freefall

by The Definition G November 27, 2017

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The evolved form of the Downward Spiral. Typically happens when you hit the floor of the D.S and instead of bouncing up to the top you smash through rock bottom and enter the void. This is usually when the soul starts to actually die as opposed to the intense pains it was feeling before, leading people who reach this stage to look dead inside, or in extreme cases, happy before they embrace the abyss.

Barrett: Hey Jeremy you're looking rough man, what's up?
Jeremy: My life is in an Endless Freefall. Kayla's taking the kids, the house, and inviting the mailman to live there.
Barrett: That's rough buddy

Bill Dautrive from KOTH entered the Endless Freefall when Hank inquired him on satellite dish troubles and he responded "no just up here to kill myself"

by Spumbag257 November 12, 2018

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Full Time Freeballer

A guy who never ever wears underwear, they have made Freeballing a Lifestyle choice. They have overcome the popular lifestyle of wearing underwear every day. to Never wearing it again, no matter what the place or the time.

"Nathaniel hates underwear, therefore he has chosen to become a Full Time Freeballer and never wear underwear again"

by Freeballing Nate June 19, 2007

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