A team (preferably a duo) hired by a police commissioner (preferably not seen) to take on cases and jobs (preferably none anyone in their right mind would do) for a meager wage (preferably in Hostess snack food and non-bootleg corndogs).
Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.
Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.
Person 1: Did you know Freelance Police curse in long hand?
Person 2: Well, semicolon apostrophe hyphen comma good for them!
Person 2: Well, semicolon apostrophe hyphen comma good for them!
by 50-Foot Cockroach September 3, 2011
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by Link Plausewelle January 17, 2009
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Someone who leeches off others while contributing virtually nothing in return. Usually they are unemployed and/or extremely lazy. They are generally easy to identify from the general public due to their constant requests to borrow other people's money, get rides, or even coming to restaurants with a group, then ordering food and never paying for themselves, etc
James Christopher Koehn is a freeloader, also known as a mooch.
He will break you in more ways than financially. He loves to have that control.
He will break you in more ways than financially. He loves to have that control.
by wisernow February 25, 2009
Get the Freeloader mug.An individual working for a political campaign with no political affiliations whatsoever. They get paid in cold hard cash and frequently work for multiple campaigns simultaneously.
My bro's a freelance campaigner and made $2500 working for a Senate campaign and voted for the other guy.
by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010
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Customer: "No thanks, I am just going to gave some bread. When you get a chance, can you bring more of it?"
Waiter to manager: "Shit, we got a freeloafer at table 9."
Customer: "No thanks, I am just going to gave some bread. When you get a chance, can you bring more of it?"
Waiter to manager: "Shit, we got a freeloafer at table 9."
by brodymason November 15, 2013
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Get the freelo mug.One who takes advantage of ones generosity and trys to suck as much as possible from them. A freeloader will often times live with someone, eat their food, drive their car, and not pay rent. Will make not attempt living on thier own as they claim they will "do it later" or are "tired". Must be forcefully removed to get rid of them. They never have a job as they quit due to laziness.
Steve: Hey Tim, do you have your own place yet?
Tim: Na I live with my Aunt and Uncle.
Steve: Do you even have a job?
Tim: No they think I have one but I quit. I'll get away with it to beacause I'm sly.
Steve: FREELOADER!!!!!
Tim: Na I live with my Aunt and Uncle.
Steve: Do you even have a job?
Tim: No they think I have one but I quit. I'll get away with it to beacause I'm sly.
Steve: FREELOADER!!!!!
by Tigger the Nigger April 10, 2008
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