Flavor farts

Flavor farts are flatulence that is reminiscent of certain food odors.

Chewy let flavor farts that leaves elderberry flavor in the air.

by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

gator farts

This describes a long, gurgling low pitched series of farts.

Bruto let out gator farts which left the impression that a gator had somehow crawled up his ass!

by I, Wreckerrr January 6, 2017

Fartsthma

When someone farts in a confined space and you can't breathe to the point where you wheeze

Someone farted on the train and it gave me fartsthma

by Jesseh May 12, 2016

Post-period farts

When period is over kept in farts just flatualate outward without victim notiseing

It stinks! Must be my post-period farts...

by Muis_Rip9 August 15, 2018

fatsighted

A condition that causes all objects just outside of your normal field of vision to appear to you as food.

I thought for sure there was a plate of fudge striped brownies sitting on the table across the room. Not a striped cleaning rag. I hate being fatsighted.

by jrswam August 27, 2013

fartschmagel

Gaseous foods such as bean burritos that cause farting!

Since l had all that fartschmagel at El Rancho Burritos, l have stunk everything up!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2020

fatshirt

The glorious green wrap-around, V-necked uniform shirt (with sparkle accents) that Captain Kirk wore sporadically during The Original Series of Star Trek. Supposedly this magical shirt was designed to mask William Shatner's increasing girth. It didn't work.

Holy Shit, did you see the episode of Star Trek last night? Kirk was in his fatshirt, and he looked HOT!

by drfumblesmcstupid December 4, 2012