fraternity

a large quantity of males in the same house attempting to gather females (usually sorority girls) to parties that involve an obscene amount of alcohol.

Bro1: lets get a bunch of Phi Mu bitches to our party at the fraternity house.
Bro2: totally. ill get the beer and gamecube.
Bro3: i think i have a black dildo in my room too!

by Bro4 September 17, 2007

fraternity

A bunch of rich bastards who's parents have to pay for them to have friends and f*ck girls in college.

Joey's father made him join a frat in college.

by JMae Rocks June 10, 2006

fraternity

A group of future failures who exist for no other purpose than drinking and trading STD's. Maybe they were originally a good thing, but now they're just annoying and a pain in the ass. They claim to be all about fellowship and community service, but strangely they never mention any of that during rush. Whenever there's an article about a date rape or alcohol poisoning in the newspaper, you can count on those pathetic frat fuckers to write a letter to the editor bitching about having a bad image in the media. No one's responsible for a fraternity's reputation besides its members, you piece of shit.

Twenty years from now, all those dumb ass fraternity brothers are going to be running the country. We're fucked.

by PSUindependent June 10, 2006

fraternity

An organization designed upon societal and/or religious virtues and designated by greek letters which is intended to provide additional assistance to young college men beyond the curriculum of their respective university, including but not limited to leadership, organizational, rhetorical, political and social skills. Focused on the instillment of manly principles such as maturity, discipline, honor, self restraint, friendship, kindness, labor and selflessness. These are values which the typical university does not attempt to foster and which are sadly lacking in many (but not all) of our generation. Fraternities are like people; there are good ones and bad ones, and each individual is responsible for which one they associate with as they will be rightly judged in kind; however, as with people, it is also highly irresponsible and ignorant to label or judge them wholesale.

True Fraternity men are those whose goal is academic excellence and the enrichment of society.

by Drew Reitman December 12, 2008

Fraternity

A homoerotic group of males that stand around a keg, talking about how drunk they were the night before. In between cat calls and passing out they like to fight and jerk each other off.

A: "Hey man, you going to that fraternity party tonight."

B: "Are you kidding? I'd rather watch Sex in the City, naked with a snapple bottle jammed up my ass."

A: "Yeah, fuck those fraternity fags."

by Cobra Commander June 10, 2006

fraternity

From a scientific stand point, the mentality of frat is extraordinarily close to that of a street gang as they both have various symbols and signs that you find engraved into bathroom walls and desks. They believe that strength comes in numbers and the individual is powerless by themselves. If understood by its definition, then a fraternity is a group of individuals who’s self esteem comes only from the amount of friends they can initiate into their frat. There is the social experiment of placing a member of a prestigious fraternity into a setting of those who are not part of the frat lifestyle and after a small amount of time, that individual conforms to the interests and beliefs of that group. Thus the strength of their fraternity is disproved. This is exactly the reason fraternities do not allow those of low income levels to enter their social groups. From an evolutionary stand point, diversity is beneficial in all forms. Thus a fraternity who lacks unconditional acceptance is flawed in its abilities.

the young man joined the fraternity for social acceptance but found unwarrented rivalries and economic discrimination.

by chris June 10, 2006

fraternity

A social group made up of men that actually do a lot of community service and gain a lot of connections for life. While some are expensive, you can talk to them to see if they can create a payment plan for you. These are often confused with unrecognized gangs that call themselves fraternities. Real fraternities don't rape women.

The Alpha Kappa Lambda Fraternity colony at SUNY Oneonta has raised money for Opportunities for Otsego (OFO).

by C1ofUnknown March 16, 2005