Frankendouche

A spineless, amalgamation of cuntwater.

Easy on the spam Frankendouche, or I'll dickslap you.

by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008

Frankenjoint

When one rolls a new joint out of leftover roaches.

"Don't throw out that roach, I'm gonna roll a frankenjoint with it later"

by Trixi P November 14, 2011

frankenfoot

(1) A foot that is larger than its counterpart(s) due to genetics, a medical condition, or an injury.

(2) A foot that is encumbered by large, clunky footwear (usually a cast, prescription shoe, or woman's platform shoe.)

Inspired by the "Frankenstein" monster of popular folklore.

(1) Her grotesque frankenfoot frequently became caught in elevator doors, but was a formidable weapon on the soccer field.

(2) Jessica longed to be rid of the frankenfoot her ankle injury had bestowed upon her.

by abitbiz.com July 19, 2004

Frankenboner

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.

Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.
Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.

by Joe Comma October 17, 2008

Frankencougar

A mature woman who, in her attempt to lure younger prey, has had a visibly frightening amount of plastic surgery.

Guy 1: Yikes!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Frankencougar, three o'clock, ready to pounce.
Guy 2: Dude, that's Janice Dickinson!

by Mark Aceto May 1, 2009

frankendocument

An aggregate document that is composed of other documents that shouldn't be included as a single document. This is usually done to satisfy internal politics, and reflects the inefficiency of egos and idiots in businesses and government organizations.

Person 1:
"I don't understand the relationship between pages 1-5 and 6-8; why didn't you create separate documents?"

Person 2:
"Well, John felt like he needed to comment on something, so he is insisting I combine them into this frankendocument."

Person 1:
"But that doesn't make any sense - they are two completely separate subjects."

Person 2:
"I know, but John's an idiot, and the director doesn't seem to realize that, so this is what I was told to do."

by BaileyPoint October 18, 2011

Frankencode

A program or subprogram consisting of bits and pieces of other, possibly unrelated, code that only barely performs its function and is prone to errors. Much like Frankenstein's monster, such code can create havoc in a user's life.

I took pieces from three other programs and stitched together some Frankencode.

by Harlequin_1998 September 3, 2003