Francesco Totti

Very aptly named Italian football player, who is a real gorgeous piece of hot totty.

His team is A.S. Roma who won the FIFA World Cup in 2006.

Francesco Totti is hot totty! A cockilicious, bootilicious, cockproud slut fucker! Hail the God Totti!

by Witch of the West October 8, 2007

Francesco

Very hot and yummy. Also super freaky. Has the cutest dimples and is the most loveable person ever. He’s so precious all you wanna do is just love him w all your heart

Bitch #1: damn that guy is hot

Bitch #2: yeah he’s my boyfriend

Bitch #1: FRANCESCO IS YOUR BF???!
Bitch#2: mhmmmm

by SUCKMYDICKPLS February 16, 2019

francesco

Francesco is the type of guy you can always depend on. He is amazingly funny, awesome, and smart. Also, he is devishly handsome. He always makes up the best catch phrases and the leader of his group. He is down to earth, may not be the biggest partier but you could hangout with him and talk to him forever without getting bored. He is the best. Find him and keep him. He is THE GOAT.

Whoa, did you see that hot GOAT over there?

Yea, whats his name?

Oh, that goat, his name is francesco!

by Viper15098 June 27, 2016

Frankestonian

(adjective) describes the horrible result of a scientific endeavor or experiment.

After spending so much time on his 6th grade science project, Johnny's Frankestonian volcano blew up the entire classroom.

After spending millions of dollars in research, scientists developed a Frankestonian pill that cures the common cold but turns your skin blue.

by mint2010 October 12, 2010

Francesco

A francesco is one of the best things alive, he has a massive dick that is longer than a car. The smell of his ball sack makes the girls's mouth water. He is truly the sexiest and perfect man alive. His dick is so soft, it makes girls think they are in heaven.

"Oh francesco, am I in heaven?"
"No babe, your in bed with me."

by francescodickisvermassive March 14, 2022

Frankenstorm

A Frankenstorm is a hurricane and winter storm hybrid, involving a "monster" combination of high winds, heavy rain, extreme tides and snow. A Frankenstorm carries with it a risk of fatalities, power outages and severe property damage.

Farewell! I leave you, and in you the last of humankind whom these eyes will ever behold. Farewell, Frankenstorm!

by ClioMuse October 26, 2012

Dirty Francesco

To make a girl overdose on Xanax during a party, kiss her and try to have sex with her.

Guy 1: “Dude, that girl is so cute I might pull a dirty Francesco on her”
Guy 2: “Here, have my Xanax pills”

by YourMom’sHotLambo January 7, 2022