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san francisco spider

The most intimate way for two people, usually two men, to ride a motorcycle at the same time. Allows for not only maximum enjoyment and thrill of riding a motorcycle, but also of whichever Twink you might be hung up on at the same time. Its really quite simple, the operator of the motorcycle rides the motorcycle like normal, but his passenger, who usually would ride behind him (allowing for a reach around and or light nipple play) rides in front of the driver, facing him. The possibilities that this opens up for further enjoyment of motorcycle riding are endless.
Jaun and I rode the motorcycle down to the beach last night, and we rode San Francisco Spider the whole way, you wouldn't believe hot it was frotting on the highway.
by saddestbro February 1, 2019
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San Francisco White Fish

A used condom filled with ejaculate that is covered in human feces from gay anal sex that has washed upon any shore along the San Francisco Bay Area coastline. A variation of the fabled and legendary Coney Island White Fish.
Goofus: Yo' dawg remember when I was at your house last week and I had to pinch a loaf in your parents bedroom because they were fumigating the guest bathroom for fartworm? Well dawg I didn't mean to snoop but before I could make brown, I opened the toilet and saw a fresh healthy San Francisco White Fish swimming around. I think it might have been part Koi as it had a brown birthmark on its forehead. But what I'm assuming is that the last time your parents were on a romantic walk on baker beach, they saw this little fella' wash up on shore and instead of doing the humane and sensible thing and throw it back, they decided to bring it home risking its life further and raising it in this toilet in hopes to be domesticated. That or your dad had gay anal sex behind your moms back and got fucked up the ass!

Gallant: Fuck you you stupid motherfucker!!!
by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr November 9, 2020
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Pablo Francisco

A very funny comedian. He has made alot of very good impressions ranging from the guy who does the previews for movies, to Kermit the Frog as a pimp.
I showed my friends Pablo Francisco video ont he computer,and they laughed themselves shitless.
by SCANK April 18, 2005
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Francesca

Francesca is the girl that is closest to perfect. She is nice to everyone, funny, and has the cutest laugh and smile. She is not just one of the prettiest girls you could know she's cute, hot, beautiful, adorable, sexy, and stunning. Basically, she is almost perfect, and you couldn't find anyone better than her.
"Have you ever met Francesca"
"Yeah shes amazing"
"Isn't she? I love her"
by trustamerican November 24, 2011
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francesca

francesca is honestly beautiful and adorable shes one of those people you cant help falling for, and every time you interact with her you fall for her all over again. everything from her smile to her sense if humor is perfect. shes perfect in every single way and she cant help it. shes a little sad sometimes, but shes still perfect, even when shes sad. even when you play video games together and she swears at you, you cant help but love her. shes the kind of girl you join a call for, just so you can hear her voice. everything is about her in your head, and your greatest fear is losing her.
man, im so in love with francesca. she's just the best. i honestly love fran so much.
by spoon ripley August 11, 2020
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Francisco

Francisco, a man that makes you want to melt the second he gets close to you. Makes you feel electric and calm all at once. Overall, a handsome, thoughtful, sexy and passionate lover. Can be the ying to your yang.
"Damn is that Francisco?"

"yeah, already got to change ma panties, he got my whole body blushing"
by klove113 June 14, 2018
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San Francisco Gold Rush

Having anal sex with a person to completion and then urinating in that person's anus.

Invented by David Cross on 1/28/16 in San Francisco during a comedy show at Davies Symphony Hall.
After anal sex, he wanted the feeling of a warm colonic rushing into his lower intestine, so I gave him a San Francisco Gold Rush.
by RowdyRoutman October 14, 2016
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