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Fourteighteen

A girl who could be eighteen.... but she's probably fourteen. The perfect woman.
Hey look over there at those bomb-ass fourteighteens! I bet they'll do us if we buy them cigarettes.

"How old are you?"
"Fourt.."
"Eighteen?"
"No, fourt.."
"Eighteen?"
"Yeah...um..eighteen..I guess."
"Alright!"
by Fencecat42 July 1, 2008
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fourteenth base

Videotaping you having sex with your dead partner at thirteenth base and plastering it all over the internet / eFukt for people to masturbate to.
Woah this porno is really good.

What is it?

Some guy fucking a dead chick. I love fourteenth base!
by Fukt Up October 6, 2009
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ForTex

No-one has survived after seeing him.
by Flibo February 13, 2005
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Fourteenth Amendment

Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside. No state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.


Section 2. Representatives shall be apportioned among the several states according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each state, excluding Indians not taxed. But when the right to vote at any election for the choice of electors for President and Vice President of the United States, Representatives in Congress, the executive and judicial officers of a state, or the members of the legislature thereof, is denied to any of the male inhabitants of such state, being twenty-one years of age, and citizens of the United States, or in any way abridged, except for participation in rebellion, or other crime, the basis of representation therein shall be reduced in the proportion which the number of such male citizens shall bear to the whole number of male citizens twenty-one years of age in such state.


Section 3. No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any state, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any state legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any state, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.


Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any state shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.


Section 5. The Congress shall have power to enforce, by appropriate legislation, the provisions of this article.
by Jon Davis January 14, 2004
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Fourtet

n. Musical group consisting of four under educated musicians. Also a sexual foursome.

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Yo tuba guy. We got a threesome going now but if you joined us we would have a fourtet.

Sounds good. Should I empty my spit trap?
by Gnostic 1 December 27, 2013
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I'm fourteen!

This is a phrase used when you are at Mandalay Bay and are over the age of 14, but not willing to pay the extra fee for pool access.

It also can be used at other times if you're wanting to sound young. (Not for use if above 18 years of age)

Funny to use in response to any question asked.
Man at counter: How old is this kid?
Overage kid: I'm fourteen!
by LegendOfTooget May 30, 2009
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fourteen head

When someone tells you to you have a fourteen head then they say you have a big fore head.
by Dipshitt May 4, 2017
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