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fountain pen

Old fashioned yet way superior way to write. If used PROPERLY, they can be made to write with different thicknesses and consistencies, and they require little pressure to write. How can you not like a pen you have control over that doesn't give you arthritis?
Wow, that chick in class writing with the fountain pen has style!
by Nnnick September 3, 2006
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SCP Foundation

The SCP Foundation is a fictional organization documented by the web-based collaborative-fiction project of the same name. Within the website's fictional setting, the SCP Foundation is responsible for locating and containing individuals, entities, locations, and objects that violate natural law (referred to as SCPs).
Person 1: "Have you heard about the SCP Foundation?"

Person 2: "That creepypasta about the statue that snaps your neck?"

Person 1: "Please leave."
by Lil Moist October 20, 2019
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Magical Fountain

When you stretch a woman's asshole so that its as wide as a dinner plate, and then fill it with milk and fruit loops, or the cereal of your choice. The woman then tenses her asshole, making the milk and cereal squirt out like a fountain, hence the name.

Eating the cereal afterwards is optional.
Oi Divya, I totally did the magical fountain with Sarah yesterday! Ate the cereal afterwards aswell!
by arunandzedlikecock May 7, 2015
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Bill Fountain

A hero. A legend. A Prodigy. The most interesting man in the world.
All hail and respect our leader, Bill Fountain.
by KYKY March 1, 2013
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The Fountainhead

Novel by Ayn Rand (published in 1943) centering on the struggles of a young architect named Howard Roark. It presents the idea that man's ego is the fountainhead of human progress. The novel celebrates reason, individualism, productivity, and creativity. It is criticized for its presentation of largely black-and-white characters, and an undercurrent of sadomasochism in Roark's relationship with Dominque Francon (who serves as both an adversary and a love interest). Many who dislike the book despise Rand's philosophical system, Objectivism, or are simply too damn lazy to read a 700-page novel.
"What's up with Maria? She's talking about 'collectivism of the soul'."
"She read 'The Fountainhead' this month."
"Is she going to become an objectivist a-hole?"
"No, probably not. You just can't start thinking you're an unrecognized genius when you're reallly just 5% smarter than the dolts around you.
by Rusanova January 15, 2011
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SCP Foundation

Alternate reality full of all sorts of killer creatures and objects. Also home to a friendly blob that cures depression.
Don't work at the SCP Foundation, it's a killer job.
by testudo graeca May 5, 2020
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foxnation

The white trash Pravda: a website owned by Rupert Murdoch's News Corp that selects and edits news items for their ability to get up the dander of ignorant white Americans. Stories featuring non-whites doing bad things to perceived American interests are common. The stories are often given incendiary headlines in the form of a question. There is a 'community' that comments on the items, typically by offering vituperative rhetoric. Comments that disagree with the editorial bent of Fox News or comments that contradict the shrill tone of the original story or its implications are often deleted.
Billy Bob: Look at this story at Foxnation, "Is This the Beginning of Sharia Law?"

Bubba: Only Foxnation and Fox tell you the truth about Obama and his socialist, fascist, Islamic, Kenyan plot to destroy America!

Billy Bob: That's right! But in 2010 with the Tea Party and Sarah Palin, we'll bring back real American values!
by outfoxxxing October 9, 2010
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