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Cream Fountain

The act of ejaculating into a water fountain nozzle, and leaving it for the next person to get a nice creamy surprise. Usually performed by no-good high school kids for prank amusement.
Highschool Delinquent1: You should have seen the look on Mr. Faulkner's face when he turned on the cream fountain for a drink, dude

Highschool Delinquent2: Serves him right for failing us in Pre-Calc
by SoYouThinkYou'reARockStar October 3, 2013
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I Don't Know How But They Found Me

I Don't Know How But They Found Me is an alternative band that was formed in 2016. It is made up of former Bassist, back-up vocalist, and lyricist of the Pop Punk band Panic! At The Disco, Dallon Weekes and the former drummer for the Hard Rock band Falling In Reverse, Ryan Seaman.
Ex. 1 ~ (Noun)

Person 1 - "Have you heard of I Don't Know How But They Found Me?"
Person 2 - "Yeah! I love them."

Ex. 2 ~ (Noun)
Person 3 - "I Don't Know How But They Found Me. Awesome."
Person 4 - "What?? Who Found You? Why Don't You Know How? Why is that awesome??"

Person 3 - "No. No. Hahahah. It's just the name of the band."
Person 4 - "Oh"
by Joshler Dunseph May 19, 2018
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S.O.P.A stands for Stop Online Piracy Act. It was a bill introduced in October of 2011 to prevent piracy, copyright infringement, and the trafficking of counterfeit goods online. S.O.P.A was very controversial, as many accused it of limiting free speech.

I don’t know why you would need to know about this, but you can find it in a high-ranked definition of America, so hey, context!
Someone: Hey, what’s this “ This text has been found in violation of H.R 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed. ” on the definition of America mean?
Nerd: It’s a bill passed to prevent illegal activity online.

Someone: You’re a nerd, stfu.
by BraindeadConsumer69 January 10, 2022
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Benish Fountain

Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis
The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.
by byron523 April 12, 2009
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fountain pen

Old fashioned yet way superior way to write. If used PROPERLY, they can be made to write with different thicknesses and consistencies, and they require little pressure to write. How can you not like a pen you have control over that doesn't give you arthritis?
Wow, that chick in class writing with the fountain pen has style!
by Nnnick September 3, 2006
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foundered

From the hills in Norn Iron we say that Foundered means we are cold.
The wind would founder ye!

'Am foundered, was standin out there all day long an' near froze!
by libbet May 15, 2006
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SCP Foundation

The SCP Foundation is a fictional organization documented by the web-based collaborative-fiction project of the same name. Within the website's fictional setting, the SCP Foundation is responsible for locating and containing individuals, entities, locations, and objects that violate natural law (referred to as SCPs).
Person 1: "Have you heard about the SCP Foundation?"

Person 2: "That creepypasta about the statue that snaps your neck?"

Person 1: "Please leave."
by Lil Moist October 20, 2019
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