by libbet May 15, 2006
Get the foundered mug.A person, usually a heterosexual female, who pursues relationships or hookups with the founders of tech startups. Like a jersey chaser for nerds. This term was used in the "Bachmanity Insanity" episode of "Silicon Valley."
Clive: "Hey Otto, how's the organic sustainable single-origin artisanal small batch cold brew nitro coffee roasting gig going?"
Otto: "Not great, man. It turns out that our proprietary method of using only high altitude Jamaican Blue Mountain beans filtered through the digestive tract of a civet cat is pretty expensive. So we set our price at $10 a cup, which barely covers our costs, but it's been hard to compete with these low-end stores like Four Barrel and Ritual that sell coffee for only $7, and the peasants here in SF actually drink that swill instead of ours. We went out of business."
Clive: "Oh well, at least you have Matilda. She's your ride-or-die-bitch, right?"
Otto: "Um, not really. She ditched me for this douchebag who is Co-Founder and CEO of this stupid app called Pewply."
Clive: "You mean the app where you take a picture of your feces and it gives you dietary recommendations based on their machine learning big data algorithms? Dude, Pewply is awesome. It totally helped me better come to grips with my gluten allergy."
Otto: "Yeah I'm sensitive to gluten too. But I can't believe she left me for this chode just because of his piece of crap - no pun intended - startup!"
Clive: "Connect the dots, man. Before you, she hooked up with the founders of Markitable, Zenalytics, Flooberli, Sharepnp, and Majikly. She's a classic founder hounder!"
Otto: "Not great, man. It turns out that our proprietary method of using only high altitude Jamaican Blue Mountain beans filtered through the digestive tract of a civet cat is pretty expensive. So we set our price at $10 a cup, which barely covers our costs, but it's been hard to compete with these low-end stores like Four Barrel and Ritual that sell coffee for only $7, and the peasants here in SF actually drink that swill instead of ours. We went out of business."
Clive: "Oh well, at least you have Matilda. She's your ride-or-die-bitch, right?"
Otto: "Um, not really. She ditched me for this douchebag who is Co-Founder and CEO of this stupid app called Pewply."
Clive: "You mean the app where you take a picture of your feces and it gives you dietary recommendations based on their machine learning big data algorithms? Dude, Pewply is awesome. It totally helped me better come to grips with my gluten allergy."
Otto: "Yeah I'm sensitive to gluten too. But I can't believe she left me for this chode just because of his piece of crap - no pun intended - startup!"
Clive: "Connect the dots, man. Before you, she hooked up with the founders of Markitable, Zenalytics, Flooberli, Sharepnp, and Majikly. She's a classic founder hounder!"
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Founders classical academy of flower mound is a school with a bunch of shitty teachers that suck themselves off over Shakespeare plays. If you wear a non school jacket or a skirt that is an inch too short you are strung up on a cross and set you on fire to burn off the non school jacket. they also hired a creepy gym teacher that was gross and actively favored the girls so he could try together with them.
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Get the Founders Classical Academy of Flower mound mug.The 'Royal Holloway Founders' is a sexual position with it's origin being in the Founders hall of residence at Royal Holloway University of London.
Noted as being a "quick an nasty thing, the forbiden pleasure!" by one of the originators, it usually involves one of the partaking members facing the wall of a hall, with their hands held high, whilst the other partaking member emerses himself in the duty of undoing the recievers trousers, and underwear, before giving a reach around, and 'anal pleasure', whilst all the time repeating the word "FOUNDERS!" over and over again.
Noted as being a "quick an nasty thing, the forbiden pleasure!" by one of the originators, it usually involves one of the partaking members facing the wall of a hall, with their hands held high, whilst the other partaking member emerses himself in the duty of undoing the recievers trousers, and underwear, before giving a reach around, and 'anal pleasure', whilst all the time repeating the word "FOUNDERS!" over and over again.
by The crow that will fucking shit on your head, fuck face April 22, 2008
Get the Royal Holloway Founders mug."Angel-funded" describes a business entity that is funded by "angel investors". Angel investors are venture-capital investors who are willing to invest a large amount of money in a startup in exchange for a large stake in ownership / a large share in returns.
A small, angel-funded firm is looking for to pay developers to help create the next generation social-networking site.
by Mark Meves August 11, 2006
Get the angel-funded mug.It means to horribly or savagely beat them to a pulp and bring a basketballs and dunk or there grave until you have satisficed your anger and after that you will eat anything in sight and joke a round with other people about it.
Hey Robin I was Founddunkalicious so I don't think that Jack is ok. So lets make some jokes about it alright?
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