Fetching the cow

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".

Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.

by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010

fetchin paper

makin money

"Man...fetchin paper has never been harder with this damn economy!!"

by chodz April 12, 2010

footching

To alleviate an itch of the foot by rubbing it with the other foot.
Most often done in bed.

I woke up this morning and had a MASSSIVE footching session. The best way to start the day.

by MarishConners July 31, 2012

Fetchin

A way to say "cool" or "b****in" adapted from a saying from Mean Girls by Gretchen. "That is so fetch."

Lady Gaga: That is sooooo fetch.
Ke$ha: Stop trying to make "Fetch" happen, Gaga
Lady Gaga: You're just not fetchin enough to appreciate it.

by cucumber27 November 24, 2010

Fetchin' Day

A general exclamation of something happening not to one's liking.

Austin: Fetchin' Day that guy almost crashed into my car!

by Austarn June 17, 2008

Fetchin' Day

A general exclamation of something happening not to one's liking.

See also fucking hell

Austin: Fetchin' Day Szzark is a beast!

by Jasarn June 12, 2008

fatchin

Fah-Chin The act of pretending to watch television with your spouce when they are watching something you do not wish to watch.

"She had on american idol and when she asked me a question, i did not anwser and she said i was fatchin.

by James Freeman April 25, 2006