Fortnight

A period of no more than 2 weeks. Often used as slang in taverns.

Skye: You're fine. The past fortnight has been very taxing.

Elena: Oh yeah, I've been working on this one project for days!

by Elena Bellesara January 24, 2019

Fortniters

People John Wick needs help from.

If you haven't drawn the conclusion that fortniters are mentally ill and we should ignore/ostracize them, it's probably because they ate all the crayons you were trying to draw with.

by Normal Guy 1 October 17, 2018

Fortniter

A term for a small child, who will most likely be killed in prison. Any fortniter above the age of 13 is considered a turbovirgin and will never produce offspring.

Man, Taylor is such a fortniter! Yeah man did you smell that ungodly stench?

by poopfacemcbotugole December 9, 2018

fortnightly

biweekly. a preiod of fourteen days and fourteen nights.

I pay my mother'uckin rent fortnightly.

by johndun April 29, 2008

Fortnite / fortnight

normaly Fortnight isused to mean 2 weeks but now theres some trashy battle royale game called fortnite and all the young ijits say its amazing

son: OOO IMA GET ME A VICTORY ROYALE ON FORTNITE
dad: Keeep that noise up and youl be grounded for a fortnight

I need to have the word in the sentence: fortnite / fortnight

by RacoonnyLord June 15, 2018

Fortnight Stand

Fourteen consecutive days of casual relations with a man/woman where upon on the fifteenth sunrise, both participants high five and part ways.

Joe- "I got laid fourteen nights in a row."
Jake- "Dude, a fortnight stand."

Taylor- "I'm only looking for a fortnight stand."

by Allen395 November 7, 2010

Fortniter

A person (precisely boys) that are assholes who never interact with people except their friends or teammates that play fortnite. Their girlfriends cheat on them due to the lack of attention they get from the guys. They are mostly ugly and retards who's IQ Level was a 1.2. They'll never get into a Ivy League College, nor community college.

Tom: Hey you see that guy over there?
Brady: Yeah dude. He looks like a Fortniter.
Tom: I know right dude!

by bigpapihere June 5, 2018