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jake forster

A jew with a big nose who loves money whilst being orally pleasured by a cat
by Jake The Jew Forster November 14, 2014
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mrs forster

An unappealing/ ugly woman in her late thirties or forties who dresses like she is a teenager and seems to be experiencing a permanent midlife crisis in which they act with out thinking and dress as slutty as possible.

A Mrs Forester will attempt to seduce younger males and will usually fail.

Mrs Foresters are normally divorced or in an unhappy relationship with a few children who dislike her, she how ever believes that she is hip and popular with younger generations.

She is an all round embarrassment
Person 1: "Oh dear god look at how short her skirt is, shes dressed like a prostitute but shes like 50!"

Person 2: "That's a classic Mrs Forster mate."
by ayylmao rob January 4, 2018
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Floch Forster

Floch is one of my favourite character of aot.
If you hate Floch and you are not an Armin stan or is wife/husband, I have to tell you that you probably kin him.
Floch Forster has becomeu a relly nice character
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Julia Forster

That one girl with the fat ass and is hot as fuck. Whoever does not want to tap her is probably gay as fuck. She's that one girl who is probably going to either be a porn star when they grow up or marry a celeb, because HOLY SHIT SHE'S HOT AS FUCK. She is the type of girl who posts a lot of ass pictures and nobody complains because she got that Mmmmmm fat one. She doesn't go to your school, but for some reason everyone knows who she is because she is hot as fuck.
Person 1: Hey guys, have you seen Julia Forster's new post?
Person 2: Yeah, I failed No nut November because of it.

Person 1: Dude Julia's got such a nice ass
Person 2: She's not that hot.
Person 1: YOU'RE FUCKING GAY. EXILED TO THE GAY CORNER
by Mmmmm Give me some of that boi November 13, 2019
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boo farrell forster

the little fatty ratty who is everyone’s favourite but freya farrell forster secretly confessed to loving ringo farrell forster more. he is a little fat chunk of fluff who only gets a hair cut every 15 years and either looks like a ball of fluff that freya farrell forster has up her arse or a mole rat
have u heard freya farrell forster lukes sticking her dog boo farrell forster up her arse
yeah it’s mad
by Holasoydora101 March 11, 2020
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forster

depressed, emo, smitten, struck, down
A: "Oh no, my girlfriend left me! I want to kill myself!"
B: "Dude, quit being so forster already."
by Kabioli March 8, 2008
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forster

a whimpy person, which keeps crying and complaining about how terrible their life is, although they are better off than anyone else around them, e.g. having hiphop-gangsta-playa-style clothes bought for them by their mother which are worth several hundred dollars, a suit for several hundred dollars, a macbook for several thousand dollars, have had a married five year older girlfriend who allowed them to have analsex with her all the time, spend most of the time smoking best quality weed while everyone else is forced to smoke cheap pot while not willing to share it, have got busted while driving their car stoned and drunk several times withouth having to lose their driving license because their mother knew the local police chief, and so on.

a forster will always cry and bitch and tell everyone how he or she will blow his or her brains out with his father's gun. he or she will always tell their problems to everyone, no matter whether that person wants to hear them or not. however, if demanded to return the favor of listening to one own's problems, they will not listen to you and instead start to ignore you.

synonyms: pussy, emo, faggot
the sun does not shine today. damn i feel so forster.
by epicph41l March 8, 2008
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