Fan forking

The fan girling that you feel in your loins

Oh my god, I'm fan forking so hard over Chris Evans right now. I seriously just wanna take off my pants.

by 129876543 June 2, 2015

forking ridiculous

The increasing number of cryptocurrency forks where an existing cryptocurrency code is splits in two resulting in a newer and older version.

Hey, did you hear that another bitcoin fork is coming? Yeah, it's getting forking ridiculous.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee June 2, 2018

forking

It is exactly like cuddling but the big spoon is pressing his boner into the little spoon till it turns into more than cuddling.

Do you wanna cuddle then maybe get to forking?

by bigmouthedcurry April 5, 2015

furkling

to furkle v - 1) to rummage around; to search. 2) to muck about. often misspelled as "searching"

After much furkling, Will discovered that his new word "furkling" was acknowledged by only 238 people worldwide.
Karan furkled around in her handbag for her pen, while Will less-than-calmly tried to explain what "furkling" was.

by Wilberforce February 8, 2007

spooning leads to forking

Common phrase linking the acts of spooning and forking. Basically, what starts with cuddling can easily end in sex.

Everyone knows that spooning leads to forking.

by Giant Peach November 19, 2005

Urethra Forklin

When a male urinates and the pee stream splits to the left and right, instead of shooting straight. This anomaly generally occurs after the male orgasms.

Girlfriend Susie: "Wow. That sex was great. Why do you look so sad?"

Boyfriend Ricky: "Well, I'm just dreading the Urethra Forklin that comes after."

Girlfriend Susie: "What's a Urethra Forklin?"

Boyfriend Ricky: "You know, I've always thought you were a stupid bitch."

by k795 June 25, 2016

Fockling

The action of pulling back the foreskin, placing your thumb on the head of the penis, placing the foreskin over your thumb. When you take out your thumb the Fock is the noise of the air being released between the thumb and head of penis.

"Awh got caught by my dad fockling last night"
"Ah unlucky. I'm alright because I fockle with mine"

by Little John July 27, 2015