Forensic Files and Fuck

When she into some real creepy shit and you tryna set the mood. The ultimate spin off of Netflix and Chill.

After the Slipknot concert I'm going to take her home for some "Forensic Files and Fuck."

by CluffStuffOnly March 1, 2016

Forensic Management

The acts that management takes after a disaster usually of their own making.

The forensic management team reorganized, right-sized, and relocated after the merger.

by SequoiaMan December 4, 2009

Forensic Proctologist

Someone who looks up your arse to see what crawled up there and died

Man you need a forensic proctologist. That is pure evil.

I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.

by Smelly Fella January 17, 2009

forensic kinesiology

A scientific method to find what you've lost, typically at home but not always, after a black out drunk. To recreate the probable motions you went through last night when you fell cause you were so wasted.

Dude: I was so drunk last night I don't remember coming home and then this morning I can't find my wallet.
Dudette: Well all the broken shit in your living room cries out for a forensic kinesiology solution for the missing wallet.

by Mr Special August 27, 2018

forensic sweep

An activity performed after sex with someone to prevent your bf/gf or other partner(s) from finding out. The idea is to remove all forms of physical and circumstantial evidence that could arouse suspiscion or guilt.

These activities include, but are not limited to, intensely vacuuming the bedroom and other areas the person may have been. Using a lint roller on your bed to remove hairs, eyelashes, nails, etc, and spraying your bed with perfume/cologne. This is especially effective if you are too lazy to change the sheets. Other activities conducted in a forensic sweep include checking the bathroom for hairs, and looking for/eliminating condom wrappers (safest if cut into pieces and flushed down the toilet).

Jenny had an affair last night, but conducted a thorough forensic sweep so what her boyfriend would not find out.

by Dmeister669 January 19, 2009

forensic entomology

A science using bugs and insects, as well as by extension their eggs and larvae development, to forrnsically analyze a crime scene

Since I'm a history major, I'm not an expert in forensic entomology

by Sexydimma March 26, 2017

Forensic Chemist

Someone who sucks out the souls of small children on sunday evenings. Usually derives pleasure from taking away the social life of teenagers and kicking puppies.

Man, sometimes my parents can be such forensic chemists.

by [bitterpartyofone] March 22, 2009