Forecasturbation

The act of working oneself into a tizzy over impending severe weather, as by a meteorologist.

The weatherman was exhausted after a weekend of intense forecasturbation.

by Snark Chariot January 21, 2011

Smoker's Forecast

This is the information about the weather the non-smoker requests of the smoker after they come back inside from smoking.

Non-Smoker: "Hey, whats the smoker's forecast?"

Smoker: "Oh, its beautiful out there man! The winds coming from the east at about 10 miles per hour and it feels like the high today should be around 70 degrees"

by Shevden March 30, 2009

Alabama Weather Forecast

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!

The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!

by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019

Forcastinate

Forcastinate: knowing well in advance that you will wait until the last minute to get a task done.

Phil knew that his anniversary was coming up but, just like every year, his tendency to forcastinate would mean that he would be shopping at the last minute

by ablockalypse September 12, 2010

forecast

verb
to say what you expect to happen in the future; predict
noun
prediction of a future; prophecy

Rain has been forecast for tonight.
Have you watched the weather forecast?

by Ewelina June 14, 2007

Forcasm

The time you're very exited about any kind of specific weather, mostly snow or rain etc.
usually the weather will cancel any sort of activity you would kill yourself to go to.Usually at a family picnic or a boring meeting. exitment

(1st guy): Dude, i'm about to have a major forcasm now!
(2nd guy): What for?
(1st guy): My friend told me the rain is gonna pour! Let's hope that the family picnic gets canceled! We can do whatever we want!
(2nd guy): Yeah!

by Spazbo 777 February 18, 2009

Fornasturcating

Putting off some other pressing need by having sex instead

I had a midterm I needed to study for, but my girlfriend came over and I just ended up fornasturcating.

by J-Fi723 February 5, 2010