I Love Floppers

When saggy empty tits are you absolute favourites above all other types

I love floppers let me touch them. I know you do now get on your knees you simp bitch and lick my clit

by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

Moose Flopper

One who surpasses and exceeds the standards and ability of a normal human being. A super human.

Michael Jordan, during his Chicago Bulls years, was a Moose Flopper of a basketball player.

by Joe - Bebe January 10, 2013

Foppington's Law

No matter how toxic or incorrect it might be, a specific opinion will quickly adopt pseudoscientific and metaphysical evidence to try and legitimize it, such as phrenology and personal belief.

Once bigotry or self-loathing permeate a given community, it is only a matter of time before deep metaphysical significance is assigned to the shape of human skulls.
-- ContraPoints definition of Foppington's Law

by The Logical Fallacy August 19, 2018

fappenstance

A random occurence that results in the need or desire to start pleasuring oneself. A combination of fapping and happenstance.

I was on my way to the bathroom to take a piss when by fappenstance I walked in on my friend boning his girlfriend in the laundry room. Needless to say when I got to the bathroom I decided to pound off instead of piss.

by MalibuMatt July 6, 2011

Fopp

To dance with awesome style, or like a badass. The word was made popular by both the funk band The Ohio Players and the grunge band Soundgarden in the song "Fopp".

Fopped so hard I made the people roar,
They stood back and gave me all the floor.

Yeah I was foppin' and rockin'
Had the whole house boppin'

by HuntedDown January 13, 2011

Fopple

a name of a dog in Minecraft

No, his name is Fopple.

by Furret Libre October 2, 2019

foppa

Nickname of Swedish hockey player Peter Forsberg.

What a play by Foppa!

by Kurush August 23, 2007