Foozballitis

A sharp pain in the tendons of your arm that you get when you play fooball too often. It disables you from easy, everyday tasks such as making a fist, doing push-ups, or simply masturbating. It feels like your tendons are very crusty.

Guy: "Ah man, I have the worst foozballitis. My tendons are all crusty!"

by Tommy Boy G December 20, 2007

Footballer

One who plays the sport of Football (Association Football).

Hey, have you seen that new kid from England?

No, but i hear he is quite the Footballer.

by Ray Finkle August 9, 2006

footballing

Playing football in full out bling.

"I saw Fiddy Cent and Lloyd Banks footballing the other afternoon. They were hella gangsta, running around the park with their chains swinging around, catching passes."

by Taipei October 5, 2006

Footballing

Footballing is a sexual activity. It involves the male putting his foot (or feet) into his partner's pussy or shit chute. The female may put her foot in the male's shit chute. With a lot of lubricant, an experienced "footser" can insert his or her foot into a body cavity well above the ankle.

Let's do some footballing.

by jeekyfly June 13, 2013

Blue Lock footballers

These are the type of individuals that have started playing the sport of football (soccer) again because of the hit 2022 anime/manga series blue lock. they tend to think they can succeed as football players because of the knowloedge they had previously gained from the series.

person 1: "why have you started playing soccer again? you last played it back in middle school. Are you one of those blue lock footballers?"
person 2: "How does that matter? I think ill be the next Messi."

by J4KE_ May 1, 2023

Footballer

Poorly educated loutish individual, who is often challenged by words containing over two syllables. This being, despite regular insults rarely takes a substantial blow to its self esteem due to its truly gargantuan ego, which shields it from the harsh reality of its own shortcomings. Unfortunately however, the aforementioned fails to cover so much as half of the individual's problems; you may at this point be thinking that a word such as "cunt" would fit the bill, however despite the fact that a footballer fulfills all aspects of this obscenity, the obscenity fails to encapsulate all aspects of the object it is intended to describe. Thus, to conclude I shall simply say that these dismal beings which burden society tend to have the charisma of John Prescott, the aesthetic merit of a frost-bitten genital and the compassion and respect for others of Chairman Mao, a definition which should help you to avoid them.

This word can rarely be used oratorically because the object at which it is aimed tends to be making a considerably louder, yet truly unfathomable noise, however if you are fortunate enough to be far from its immediate surrounding an example may be, "behold, this footballer has taken a fairly limp wristed impact on the shin, and yet he is now falling in a manner of sub-human dignity to the ground, many feet from the point of contact!"

by creed101 June 2, 2011

finished footballer

A professional footballer from Argentina who moved to France to try and statpad in a farmers league but made himself a fool and never get nominated for player if the year

Woman 1,"Who is a finished footballer?"
Dumb man,"Cristiano Ronaldo."
Man with a brain,"This man is retarded,it can only be pessi"

by Mbappe lotin October 6, 2022