footleaf

When you're eating a salad and your long lost twin brother bursts into your kitchen and causes you to drop your salad on your foot. DUH

Ryan: Dude what the fuck? Where have you been? You think you can footleaf me?

by Hugh Jazzwipe May 11, 2014

Footle

A foot which has formed into a turtle. Turtle feet

'Omy my foot has turned into a footle'

by Hollieinit January 20, 2009

Footle

To waste time doing things that are not important or necessary.

Stop footle with these books and do your homework.

by Teacher Alfenas January 24, 2017

footless

stupid, useless

That’s footless idea.

by knowledgeyourself March 19, 2018

FootlessFish

A male human who is referred to as being footless because he has no balls or penis which are essential parts of any standard man for doing stuff that takes any balls.

Look at that footlessfish, he can't do anything that is at all hard or challenging because he has no balls, shame.

by jamalllll June 18, 2020

Footler

Someone who has a extreme foot fetish and is willing to go beyond reasonable measures just to get a whiff of your crocs.

Girl 1: eww isn’t that John
Girl 2: yeah I heard he’s a real footler

Girl 1: 🙊

by BananaWizard December 1, 2021