December Fools Day

December 21, 2012 The countdown to destruction. This time is different. It's not at all like those other doomsday predictions, this one is based on the ancient Mayan calendar, so it must be right.

THE TIME IS NOW to buy books written to teach you about the apocalypse, how to survive it, and of course, how to repent your sins just in time to go to heaven.

Yes, it's that time folks, just like 2004, 2001, 2000, and 1997, the world will end on December Fools Day. Oh yes, it's time to be afraid, again.

by clintonk March 5, 2011

April Fools' Day

April 1rst. A day in which practical jokes are played. The second worst birthday surpassed only by febuary 29th

Gullible is written on the ceiling.

by Pepsi X-treme July 4, 2005

April Fools' Day

The best day of the year to wear sandals.

Vince: Hey, man, your shoelace is untied!

Diggity Monkeez: Nice try, citizen.

by Diggity Monkeez April 1, 2005

footy dick

A slang term to describe the shrinking of a male's genitalia after a period of sport in cold conditions.

"Shit the bed Ste, I've got bad footy dick after that match like."

by Fwaa March 12, 2008

February Fools Day

February Fools' Day is celebrated every year on February 9 by playing practical jokes and spreading hoaxes. The jokes and their victims are called February fools. People playing February Fool jokes expose their prank by shouting February Fool.

I made a February Fool on February Fools Day!

by LotusLara February 9, 2018

fools deasy

a girl that will suck your dick in front of your boys and then suck all of your boys' dicks

DAMN, that girl is a FOOLS DEASY

by Anne October 27, 2004

foofy (def. 4)

Descriptive term for ostentatious items of home decor. Also applicable to pretentious apparel. Usage can be positive or negative.

"Those lampshades at Bombay Company are just entirely too foofy."

by Fashionista October 9, 2003