imma go foodstamp the couch

sitting on your couch lazily while taxpayers buy your groceries
heyo, imma go foodstamp the couch cuz
by foodstamp_mcgee February 17, 2020
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Foodstamping

(v) the act of using/redeeming EBT benefits in exchange for food.
Here Nikki came. He came to the grocery store once a month, spending his EBT benefits, spending his food stamps, or as he himself phrased it, he was "foodstamping". He liked to rub it in our faces that he didn't have a job and that he was eating for free. I even heard him tell a cashier to work harder so that he, Nikki, might get more EBT benefits because of their hard work.
by StubDaddy December 29, 2024
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Foodstamping

When a person try’s to Jew you down. From a set price. And only wants to give you a smaller amount.
Every time I try to sell them something. They are always trying to say I’m foodstamping them.
by Larry pastor December 16, 2021
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Foodstamp snatcher

A person who comes out the ally or drives to a individual and robs his or her ebt card off of him or her
Oh my gawd that damn foodstamp snatcher just came out the ally and rob ke for my ebt card
by Foodstamps snachter January 04, 2019
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Foodstamper

(n.) A person who receives and redeems EBT benefits.
Nikki was a textbook example of a loser and lowlife. He never worked, stole everything he put his hands on, and the list goes on. Oh yeah, for all his titles he was rewarded by the government with food stamps to eat for free all year long, so he's a foodstamper as well.
by StubDaddy December 29, 2024
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foodstamp ho

1.) Someone using government benefits while making money selling their body in some form or fashion (stripping, escorting, sugar baby life, FaceTime sex shows/Camshows paid via CashApp/PayPal, or just straight up stone cold prostitution ) they work in the sexwork trade where the money cannot be traced and taxed which is how they maintain their EBT card, Medicaid, Section 8, Cash Assistance, etc so they can afford more luxuries than if they only worked at a 9 to 5 minimum wage square job. Onlyfans, Phonesex, Webcam models, and pornstars are all independent contractors that fill out a w9 so their money is documented and reported on the books and they have to pay taxes so they don’t qualify for government assistance if they make enough. Sexworkers make more than the average person, a phonesex operator alone can make as much as a registered nurse and no one will touch her and her identity can remain completely anonymous.

2.) Someone that will provide sexual favors in exchange for foodstamps
Sukihana: “Ratchet but saditty
Got all of these niggas wishin
Fucked him in Miami, made him buy me some new titties
Backseat of the Benz felt that dick all in my kidneys

Pull my panties down and ride his face all the way to Dennys
I'ma ratchet-ass ho

a food stamp ho

Put that dick all in my throat 'til I lose my voice (yeah)
I'ma ratchet ass ho, a food stamp ho

Put that dick all in my throat 'til I lose my voice”

Scenario#2

Kyra: “How does Marissa drive a brand new Mercedes Benz, have a collection of Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Prada and Birkin bags, expensive clothes, a collection of red bottoms, a new weave and nail set every week when she’s living in the hood and is on section 8”?

Belinda: She’s a foodstamp ho, she makes money doing sexwork on the side, she only deals with rich men and high paid drug dealers that give her large amounts of money and support her lifestyle but it legally isn’t considered income and cannot be proven that the money was given specifically in exchange for a sexual favor, so they cannot prosecute her, and on paper it says she makes only $12,000 a year so she qualifies for $500 of foodstamps a month and only pays $50 a month for rent due to qualifying for government benefits even though in reality she’s making six figures or more

Scenario#3

Tyrell: Brenda sucked my dick in exchange for my foodstamp card

Sean: “Oh I didn’t know she was a foodstamp ho”
by RatchetButSaditty May 21, 2021
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